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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-27-2003, 12:27 PM Thread Starter
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QUICK...before it starts!!!

QUICK...before it starts!!!

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blew her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, it started..."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-27-2003, 12:43 PM
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Willard: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
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LMFAO.........that is so behind me now
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-27-2003, 04:25 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 01:32 PM
Don't you love my seat?
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 01:42 PM
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Hmm...my finger smells like butt for some reason.
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