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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-12-2009, 02:43 PM Thread Starter
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Have a Laugh @ My Expense - Got Dusted HARD

So I am out and about last night - Meet (2) girls, one of which I know from years ago at Players and her friend which I just met - Both HOT Polish chicks - My buddies swarm them like WSE on a stripper - Her friend takes to me - We chat, drink, smoke cigs and then all leave together from the restaurant (Sunda, new place) and go t Y-Bar - We are all hangin at the back bar and it is getting late, I am old and tired from riding all day and proceed to say my goodbyes and she stops me and says "I have to go to the bathroom, wait for me and I'll leave with you" - So I turn to my buddy who I was going to split a cab with and say, "wait that chick is coming with us" - So we are standing by the back bar, chatting with everyone for about 5 mins and then my buddy taps me on the shoulder and says, "is that the chick you are waiting for, the one making out with some dude in the corner and dry humping the shit out of him?" - I turn around and sure as shit, it's her - I bust out laughing and so does everyone else - Two of my buddies were making good time with her friends and they both turn to me and say, "Thx for the hook up Bro, sorry about your luck" and bust out laughing even more - Turns out it was her ex and she ended up blowing him in the bathroom - Classy!

NOW, as I am walking out to the front, I see one of my old flings and she comes up and says, "get me out of here, take me anywhere but here" - She just left about 20 mins ago

Funny how this thing called life works

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-12-2009, 02:49 PM
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Did I tell you how much I hate you lately?
Por Que?

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I don;t know how you guys do it. I went home last night to my lovely wife of 27 years and was quite happy to do so. Seems like far too much work being single.

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Seems like far too much work being single.
When it's all you have ever known, you really know no other way to be - I was close to marriage once when I was 26 - If the right one comes along, I would take the plunge - TONS of things need to be right though for this to happen

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Huh?

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Post pics or it didn't happen... ahh I fucked that one up lol.
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Post pics or it didn't happen... ahh I fucked that one up lol.
Not one to snap pics at a Club - Or tell an ex while she is in my rack, "wait here, I'm off to get the camera" - Sorry Bro

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You did a home game? interesting. It's stories like that that make me <3 you all over again.
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Not one to snap pics at a Club - Or tell an ex while she is in my rack, "wait here, I'm off to get the camera" - Sorry Bro
It's OK, I was just getting the inevitable out of the way.
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You did a home game? interesting. It's stories like that that make me <3 you all over again.
My place is closer to Y-Bar and one must always act fast in such instances before clearer thinking prevails

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one must always act fast in such instances before clearer thinking prevails
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...but you cant kiss me.:
You had me right up until this ^^^^^^

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Marriage is great until she walks out with UR BEST FRIEND with half your shit, alimony, & child support leaving you to work 70 hrs a week and still barely being able to afford the cardboard box you found lying behing best buy!

Oh soooo true my friend!!!
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Not one to snap pics at a Club - Or tell an ex while she is in my rack, "wait here, I'm off to get the camera" - Sorry Bro
You need to hang out with Steve a little more.
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You need to hang out with Steve a little more.
Pics can come back to be non-arguable points - Learned that one the hard way

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You had me right up until this ^^^^^^

ok, ok, ill let you kiss me dude.

remind me.

Excuse me, while i kiss this Guy......

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Dam bug you need to learn from g2g on picture taking ex then

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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