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Anyone here a lawyer (specifically divorce)

My wife filed for divorce yesterday, just shy of 14 years of marriage...

It should be a simple case and neither of us wants to financially screw the other...

-we already live separately, no house involved
-no children
- separate checking accounts
-one mutual savings acct and other stocks/mutual funds have been straightened out
-she doesn't want half my meager shit or my retirement (measely 401k)

we just basically want a clean break with as little hassle as possible...she having the papers sent soon (from Indiana) and then after I sign them it's basically wait 60 days and then it's official I'm told...

but I'd like somebody to look these over so I'm not getting a secret foot in the ass by an overzealous lawyer looking to score
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Try Katherine Engel. 630-240-3501. She specializes in collaborative divorce but she'll look over your paperwork for you. I'm having her look over mine.

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Try Katherine Engel. 630-240-3501. She specializes in collaborative divorce but she'll look over your paperwork for you. I'm having her look over mine.
where is she located?
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t -60 days till stevestyle.

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where is she located?
She has an office in Naperville and one in Schaumburg.

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My wife filed for divorce yesterday, just shy of 14 years of marriage...

It should be a simple case and neither of us wants to financially screw the other...

-we already live separately, no house involved
-no children
- separate checking accounts
-one mutual savings acct and other stocks/mutual funds have been straightened out
-she doesn't want half my meager shit or my retirement (measely 401k)

we just basically want a clean break with as little hassle as possible...she having the papers sent soon (from Indiana) and then after I sign them it's basically wait 60 days and then it's official I'm told...

but I'd like somebody to look these over so I'm not getting a secret foot in the ass by an overzealous lawyer looking to score
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t -60 days till stevestyle.
sorry to hear but TRUST ME, your gonna be happier and wanna fuck ANYONE willing to let you sniff there pussy.

here is a tip, dont bang a chick off CLSB and post the nudes of any chick you bang thats decent! just put it in the anything goes forum.

go forth and fuck my son



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Try Katherine Engel. 630-240-3501. She specializes in collaborative divorce but she'll look over your paperwork for you. I'm having her look over mine.
Didn't you just get married again?

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Try Katherine Engel. 630-240-3501. She specializes in collaborative divorce but she'll look over your paperwork for you. I'm having her look over mine.
I thought you got married recently, no?

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sorry to hear but TRUST ME, your gonna be happier and wanna fuck ANYONE willing to let you sniff there pussy.

here is a tip, dont bang a chick off CLSB and post the nudes of any chick you bang thats decent! just put it in the anything goes forum.

go forth and fuck my son
thanks for the tips, I think
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I thought you got married recently, no?
what you guys fag waiting for a chance to turn him gay or sumthing?

ever heard of "play on playa"?





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what you guys fag waiting for a chance to turn him gay or sumthing?

ever heard of "play on playa"?

He has a habit of getting divorced.

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I'm a paralegal and do a lot of family law. I'd be happy to look stuff over but I have to preface it with (1) I am not an attorney and (2) my experience is with IL and not IN.

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Yes, I did get married in 2007 and unfortunately am getting divorced.

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Yes, I did get married in 2007 and unfortunately am getting divorced.

Jeebus dude.

I think I would give up on it.

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Jeebus dude.

I think I would give up on it.

Dang!!!! You got a heart in there somewhere dude?

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Jeebus dude.

I think I would give up on it.
I don't look upon it as a failure but a learning experience. I'm closer to finding the right one for me. I know she's out there.

Until then I'm enjoying being a single guy.

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I think I would give up on it.
maybe chills likes the wedding gifts? hes gotta support the p-car and scarf habit somehow
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sorry to hear but TRUST ME, your gonna be happier and wanna fuck ANYONE willing to let you sniff there pussy.

here is a tip, dont bang a chick off CLSB and post the nudes of any chick you bang thats decent! just put it in the anything goes forum.

go forth and fuck my son
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I don't look upon it as a failure but a learning experience. I'm closer to finding the right one for me. I know she's out there.

Until then I'm enjoying being a single guy.
I heard Jeff is looking for that special someone...

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I heard Jeff is looking for that special someone...

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maybe chills likes the wedding gifts? hes gotta support the p-car and scarf habit somehow
I'll be registering at the ScarfEmporium the next time I get married.

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go forth and fuck my son
Didnt know you had a son.

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I heard Jeff's sister is looking for that special someone...
fixed it.



She is? Tell her to contact me via FB.

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She is? Tell her to contact me via FB.
abuse of power!!!

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abuse of power!!!
I changed what he said in the quote, but not in his post. I've yet to use that Mod power, though it is ever so tempting.

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I changed what he said in the quote, but not in his post. I've yet to use that Mod power, though it is ever so tempting.
I'll get you to cross that line yet....

Wipe that grin off your face... I'm talking about the mod power.

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I'll get you to cross that line yet....

Wipe that grin off your face... I'm talking about the mod power.


Chris, if I hadn't met you years ago at Panera I'd have changed your posts by now.

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Does she do divorce cases too?

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Is she single?

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