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post #1 of 63 (permalink) Old 04-17-2009, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
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Gotta luv Douchebag Ex's!!!

I luv how 4-5 months of the year all of the sudden I start "Hearing" back from my Ex's about how awesome the weather is and if I'm ever "In the neighborhood" I should stop by and pick em' up on the bike to go riding!

Ummmmmmmmmmm..........

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post #2 of 63 (permalink) Old 04-17-2009, 11:34 AM
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i think she want you to ride her or she want to ride you again. lol

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post #5 of 63 (permalink) Old 04-17-2009, 11:40 AM Thread Starter
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i think she want you to ride her or she want to ride you again. lol
I'd say a little of both! I gots a bad habit of sturrin the pot when it comes to that shit sometimes!

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What's wrong with FWB? Consult EMR.
Why the F' don't I know what FWB or EMR means!? Dammit I can't think today!

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I'd say a little of both! I gots a bad habit of sturrin the pot when it comes to that shit sometimes!



Why the F' don't I know what FWB or EMR means!? Dammit I can't think today!
Friends with benefits, EMR is a member to consult on dating issues He's got his own forum.
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I'd say a little of both! I gots a bad habit of sturrin the pot when it comes to that shit sometimes!
Nothing wrong with sturring the pot as long as you don't get burn by it.


Why the F' don't I know what FWB or EMR means!? Dammit I can't think today!
don't feel bad, i don't know what fwb or emr means too.

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Friends with benefits, EMR is a member to consult on dating issues He's got his own forum.
Thanx for clearing that up for me. i was confused about the meaning

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Friends with benefits, EMR is a member to consult on dating issues He's got his own forum.
Ohhhhh how I luv FWB!!!

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Thanx for clearing that up for me. i was confused about the meaning
Yea I had to ask, I didn't want to just play along like I knew what it meant, I was really curious!

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Hell boy, you don't know what a douchebag Ex even is.

I thought this was going to be good.

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And here I thought FWB was Fine White Bitches....I guess I'm talking to the wrong kinda pim....er, guys!

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post #12 of 63 (permalink) Old 04-17-2009, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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Hell boy, you don't know what a douchebag Ex even is.

I thought this was going to be good.
Ohhhh don't even get me started on THAT kind of douchebag Ex! I'm sure I have stories that would either TAKE THE CAKE or keep up with most peoples worst stories! ESSshhhhh I attract some crazy's!!!!

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is your ex a dude?
I don't think I've ever heard anyone call a chick a douchebag.
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is your ex a dude?
I don't think I've ever heard anyone call a chick a douchebag.
Dude lets just say one of my ex's broke one of my buddies Nose! Dude? NO! Punch like one HELL YEA!

I think one of the best one's was when one of my ex's beat the shit out of another one of my ex's and I wasn't dating either one of them at the moment! NICE!

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Ohhhh don't even get me started on THAT kind of douchebag Ex! I'm sure I have stories that would either TAKE THE CAKE or keep up with most peoples worst stories! ESSshhhhh I attract some crazy's!!!!
How many kids do you have with Ex(s)? Have you had to fight through court just to see them on a semi-regular basis? Have you paid out over 7 figures to an Ex and are still kicking out big $ 15 years later? Have you had your personal and professional life FUBARed due to an Ex? If you answered "no" to any of the above, you are a lightweight. I've got stories that would make you think about switching teams.

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I've been getting getting the same calls. Not for "rides" in any sense of the word, but for emotional support cause her best friend is in an ill advised engagement. The bitch dumped me... how does she think that she can lean on me for support? Course, blade runner proves it could be a helluva lot worse...
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Ohhh I'm making no claim I have the worst situations! I know it could always be worse IE... BLADERUNNER'S situation, u got me brotha!!! Luckily I have no kids in the mix and no divorces! I've learned from my Peers!

But hate to hear some of you guys having to go through it!

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I thought FWB = Fat White Bitches

Guess I always have to assume the worst when I sign on here.

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Bruce wins on douchebag stories, I would win on crazy stories.

Then where do i come in???
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I thought this is why all you idiots got bikes in the 1st place ... so girls would talk to you
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LOL if that was the case I would have bought a harley
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