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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-18-2009, 01:09 AM Thread Starter
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What a fucking tool!!!!!!!!! lmfao

So I get to work and I see another bike outside With temp plates on it. Get inside and start inquiring to who was riding it. After talking with the guy I find out he just got it today and was happy as hell. I agree great feeling getting a bike. He said that he has been riding for years etc etc. we part and go our ways.

So about 20 mins later i hear that bike winding up thru the lot I got outside and he is zipping back and fourth in the lot for the girls.

Anyone care to take a guess what happens?










He pops the front end it comes down he gets a nice VIOLENT head shake out of it and wraps it into a tree.
He is ok and was checked out by the medics. The police were talking to him and he reveals he just got his M class yesterday and has never rode a bike before.

While he was calling his parents, I was talking to the Cop and he comes out and says what a fucking tool and that he is lucky for being on private property

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-18-2009, 01:13 AM
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nice. another bike down from a clown actiong stuipd

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nice. another bike down from a clown actiong stuipd
Yep I am glad he didnt wrap it in the tree I was parked by

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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youtube video or it never happened


its why i hate warm days. you got all the poseur bikers that come out.
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youtube video or it never happened


its why i hate warm days. you got all the poseur bikers that come out.
Dude I wish I had my camera then again getting a clear straight pic would have been hard as I was Laughing my ass off at one point. I took my bike instead of the jeep so everything is inside there.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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So, what kind of parts are available???

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So, what kind of parts are available???

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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gives us all a bad wrap......

We'r all good loving people here....aren't we?
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Its people like that, that keep ebay in business.

Its like organ donors... Just think how many "lives" (motorcycles, for those that don't understand) that will be saved.

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LOL funny stuff. I wonder if he even has it insured yet.
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Did he have insurance, that's the better question?

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As much as this is probably a great lesson to him on how to KEEP his ego in check, home the mans insured sucks to see a brand new bike he just got get crashed.

on the plus side, Chicks dig broken bones right....maybe he can say he was doing a sick 12 oclock wheelie when he hit a pothole

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Did a bald guy named Steve happen to talk to him before he looped his bike into a tree?
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Did a bald guy named Steve happen to talk to him before he looped his bike into a tree?
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I saw this exact thing happen at a place I worked also. Except when he looped it he had one of the girls on back. Luckily she was ok. He went to the hospital.

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nice. another bike down from a clown actiong stuipd
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Did a bald guy named Steve happen to talk to him before he looped his bike into a tree?

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post #21 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-18-2009, 06:37 PM
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Now that sucks. Atleast the dumbass was ok.


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I'll bet it looked pretty cool.........before he hit the tree.


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As far as the insurance who knows I didn't stick around long enough to care. I went back inside to laugh it off for a while

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #24 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-19-2009, 02:01 PM
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Karma paying off real quick IMO.

He should have taken the "yut ughh" riding class.
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