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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-22-2009, 05:44 PM Thread Starter
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Who Gets the Bill?

A guy I know just got a job as Director of Marketing and Sales. He is going to see if his company can pick me up as a salesman. I am having dinner tonight with him, his wife, myself, and a girlfriend of mine. We set up the dinner after he suggested I send him some info to see if they have an opening. We decided to meet for dinner as a precursor to a formal interview. The dinner bill should come out around $300.

How should the bill be handled? Do I have to pay for this shit? Or can we split it?

Also, should I bang his wife before or after the main course?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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blown before, banged after.
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He should pay - He is inviting you to join the company

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he should cover it. If not dine and ditch mother fucker!!!
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He should pay, he can write it off as a business expense.


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Ok, thanks.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Also, should I bang his wife before or after the main course?
you know you can get in trouble for saying that at work. I learned that the hardway.
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He should pay. Have the girls get it on to work up an appetite, and then you finish up with her as dessert.

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You sell shit? No wonder you easily coax so many womenz into your lair!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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...myself, and a girlfriend of mine....
You have a girlfriend?

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post #12 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-22-2009, 07:32 PM
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You sell shit? No wonder you easily coax so many womenz into your lair!
But it's quantity not quality.

Good luck WSE, hope the new prospects work out!
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You have a girlfriend?

Let me clarify. He has a friend who is a girl...

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Let me clarify. He has a friend who is a girl...

She's from Mannheim. You know, west of Chicago.
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Manheim! Shit I might know her...

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Yeah make an offer to be polite but really it's a write off for him so he should pick up the tab.
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So what happened??

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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yeah did you get the job? if yes, you should take Dan and I out to dinner to celebrate
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You offer to pay, and properly, that should be declined.

If it is not declined, then pay what you said you would, and run the hell away from the people because they have no clue how to do proper business.

Bang the wife for good measure if you have to pay.. Might as well get something in return.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Just saw this lol As for the job, not sure about it. I'd be selling to dentists for the company that makes GUM brand, not sure if I want to do the whole dental thing. We'll see, I at least got a ball rolling and we'll see where it ends up. His wife actually turns out to be the better contact. She has a background in metals and is transitioning to wind energy. We are going to go check out some kind of wind energy conference at McCormick in early May. We'll see what happens. Fuck, though, most of these jobs mean relocation. Fuck that, I'm only relocating if its some place warm. And yes, I have a girl in my life, have had one for a long ass time, I try to ninja my personal life off the board and keep all that stuff to myself. Ken and Tony are but a small few who have actually met her.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Soooooooooooo... did he cum or what?!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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Just saw this lol As for the job, not sure about it. I'd be selling to dentists, not sure if I want to do the whole dental thing. .
Dentists, there a bunch of jagoffs.

you'll be sitting in the chair getting drilled and they'll ask you "so how was your vacation, tell me about everything"
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