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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 04-23-2009, 02:30 PM Thread Starter
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NWS My son has a bigger Dork than this guy

Found this on fark.com.

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a ken doll has a bigger dork than that guy. thanks for making me check out his junk.

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a ken doll has a bigger dork than that guy. thanks for making me check out his junk.
I bet you laughed though.

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Oh god. We are going to be using "dork" forever now

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I bet you laughed though.
when it said wizard i was hoping for a robe and wizard hat.

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I think you avatar should say A.K.A. John "Baby Dork" Travolta.

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LOL, he grabbed that cops nuts when he was on the ground. I would have slugged him right in the face...

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"I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!"
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Maybe he's a "grower" instead of a "shower".

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Looks like a douchebag convention. They should of pepper sprayed the rest of the crowd while they were at it.
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Maybe he's a "grower" instead of a "shower".
I am pretty sure there is something wrong with him. Physically.

I didn't seem him grab the cops nuts, but I am surprised they had to tase him so many times.
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Fucking hippie convention at it's best.
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that looked like it was about to get out of hand.
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For a guy with no dick, he sure took the stun gun like a champ

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I was watching it and just kept thinking how different it would be in Russia... It would end up in a few seconds with some serious bruises/broken ribs and such. What a douchebag.

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Had to be a hippie fest. The whole crowd was booing. Sickens me that people think the dickless wizard was in the right for resisting police.
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Had to be a hippie fest. The whole crowd was booing. Sickens me that people think the dickless wizard was in the right for resisting police.
Just that there were 3 of them who could have subdued him. I dont see the reason for the knee drop. Seemed a little excessive for a guys who was naked.
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Just that there were 3 of them who could have subdued him. I dont see the reason for the knee drop. Seemed a little excessive for a guys who was naked.
Excessive for 3 people to control 1 person? Yes it would be overkill if he was wearing clothes. But he was naked. So the cops only wanted to use there hands. The were trying to control him while also keeping him at a 12 inch distance from their bodies. That removes all of your power and removes the ability to use your mass to control someone. So the first to control him was really 6 arms vs one persons whole body.

The knee drop may or may not be over board. If he was fully with strained and cuffed then hell yeah its over board. If they were using it as a way to startle the wizard (stun him for a second) and gain control to hand cuff before he can fully react it is not excessive. If the cop was knee dropping him because he was angry that the wizard dared to try and fight him then that cop should be stripped of his badge.
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they all three, shoulda knee dropped the back of his head.
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they all three, shoulda knee dropped the back of his head.
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Yep that guy got serioulsy cheated at birth, my 3.5 yr old has a bigger dork than him.

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