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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 06:24 PM Thread Starter
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HAHAHA [email protected]#ktard!

As much as this probably isn't funny for myself, I'm glad I could find humor in it!

So I'm driving through a mall area parking lot and as I'm about to clear a small inlet that comes out of another parking lot this FUCKING DOUCHEBAG comes blazing across my street/direction of travel with no regard to traffic....

Funny part is for some reason I didn't skip a beat or jump or get caught off guard AT ALL (Not sure why) And all I did was watch this DUMBASS'S reaction which was FREAKING PRICELESS!!!! It literally looked like this dude about SHIT HIS PANTS!!!! Arm all up in the air by the window bracing for impact and everything! As I just slowly engage my brakes a bit and he pass's by Fucking IDIOT!

That was all, figured I would share!

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 06:36 PM
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 06:38 PM Thread Starter
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You must light a joss stick and give thanks.... someone's watching out for you!
Yea how bout it! That could have SUCKED! NEAR T-BONE NO DOUBT!

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Es Riding, no?

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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 06:44 PM Thread Starter
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Es Riding, no?
Es?

I'm convinced pretty much everything is Abbreviated on the internet! What the hell does "Es" mean?

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Spanish slang for "is" and then question at the end rather than the beginning

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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Where you on the 600? If so you gotta be careful with my bike. Once mine is fixed and I'm done borrowing it then you can crash it up if you want.

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Es?

I'm convinced pretty much everything is Abbreviated on the internet! What the hell does "Es" mean?
some lingo that illegals are bringing to america.
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 07:42 PM Thread Starter
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Spanish slang for "is" and then question at the end rather than the beginning
No Not riding.

I was in the CAGE

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you didnt wave?

I woulda done a little hand closing/openig smiling wave.

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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-28-2009, 07:53 PM Thread Starter
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you didnt wave?

I woulda done a little hand closing/openig smiling wave.
It was rite there by Gamestop! Dude was just cutting across not even paying attention!

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Dude was just cutting across not even paying attention!
what?!? a driver not paying attention? have him drawn and quartered immediately as an example to all others.

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what?!? a driver not paying attention? have him drawn and quartered immediately as an example to all others.
Yea surprise surprise rite!

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