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Is it a woman thing?

Is it me or does it bother other men when


you come home from work and the a/c is cranked with 40 candles lit around the house.

The a/c is cranked and she insists on baking cookies for no reason.

women think a load of laundry is 2 shirts and a pair of pants.

It's time to do laundry when the hamper breaks.

you open the garage door when you come home and have a two car garage but she can't park over enough for you to get in with your car.


etc....etc

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Re: Is it a woman thing?

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Is it me or does it bother other men when


you come home from work and the a/c is cranked with 40 candles lit around the house.


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The a/c is cranked and she insists on baking cookies for no reason.
Don't you like cookies? Your ungrateful , wish I had someone that baked for me.

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women think a load of laundry is 2 shirts and a pair of pants.
no way, I do laundry when I can't see my bedroom floor anymore cause clothes are piled so high it's like Mt. dirty clothes. *shrug*

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It's time to do laundry when the hamper breaks.
Agreed! That's why I have a spare.

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you open the garage door when you come home and have a two car garage but she can't park over enough for you to get in with your car.
Well this wouldn't be a sexist remark about a women's parking skills would it? ( ) Sucks to be you though.
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I thought this might get a rise out of you ladies.


Good thing you guys know better.

Holy Crap do I love Anne's cookies

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I thought this might get a rise out of you ladies.


Good thing you guys know better.

Holy Crap do I love Anne's cookies


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Don't try and understand us... just worship us for the goddesses that we are!


You forgot to mention.....failing to do saw cause the infliction of MAJOR pain!!!!

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What’s is this “baking” and “laundry” that you speak off?



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You forgot to mention.....failing to do saw cause the infliction of MAJOR pain!!!!
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shag them right and they will do whatever you say, every girl is a push over for an excellent lay.

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shag them right and they will do whatever you say, every girl is a push over for an excellent lay.

this is true. Until the day you get married Chris.

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remind me not to marry then. lol

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You forgot to mention.....failing to do saw cause the infliction of MAJOR pain!!!!
Right on!!

Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?"
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shag them right and they will do whatever you say, every girl is a push over for an excellent lay.
this is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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this is true. Until the day you get married Chris.
Ain't that the frickin' truth.
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Be grateful that she thinks enough of you to bake cookies, light candles and do laundry!

DUH.....the last time the wifey tried the baking, the Barrington Fire Department paid us a visit, talk about a heart stopper, coming home, finding all these fire trucks parked in front of your house And it took her two years to realize that we had a new washer and dryer......women

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Don't try and understand us... just worship us for the goddesses that we are!

















(did I say THAT?)

Uhhhhhh We do

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Be grateful that she thinks enough of you to bake cookies, light candles and do laundry!

Don't try and understand us... just worship us for the goddesses that we are!
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VCook,

I couldn't have said it better myself. There's nothing like a good shagging, especially when I want something. It even works on the wife.......................Sometimes.

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