A little old lady had always wanted to join a local
biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over
his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, " I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep ... my bikes parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep ... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars
in the evening when I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks,
" Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,
"Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples."