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post #1 of 40 (permalink) Old 05-13-2009, 04:03 PM Thread Starter
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Talk about messed up

So I am sitting at work and one of the workers who lives near Cicero ave and division comes up to say hi. She looked a little down since I saw her last and asked you ok. She replies yes i am just a little traumatized but what she had found.

So I give the ok what did you find look and she shows me her cell phone which had a picture of a dead guy blood coming from his head and wearing boxers only laying in the alley. Im like whoahh whats the story with that. States she was walking her dog and found him like that.

Judging by the pic he was there for a while as you could see where the blood had settled to the bottom part of the body. Apparently he was beat and had OD on something.

Talk about Crazy things to find while enjoy your walk with a dog

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Why would you take a pic of that?
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If she was so disturbed by it why the hell did she take a cell phone picture of it?
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Why would you take a pic of that?
As proof thats how you found the person for the police. To eliminate yourself from whatever happened

Heck I know I would be taking one also to show I didnt disturb the area and to take myself out of the equation

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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As proof thats how you found the person for the police. To eliminate yourself from whatever happened

That's silly. Who's to say you didn't do whatever happened to whomever, then take the pic? It doesn't eliminate you at all.
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She could've moved it/done it then took a picture of the aftermath. lol

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post #9 of 40 (permalink) Old 05-13-2009, 04:11 PM
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That's silly. Who's to say you didn't do whatever happened to whomever, then take the pic? It doesn't eliminate you at all.
+1 who knows what happen!
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That's silly. Who's to say you didn't do whatever happened to whomever, then take the pic? It doesn't eliminate you at all.
Plus it seems to be natural for peeps with cell phone cams to take pics of shit like this.

LMFAo it you saw this girl and the size of the guy you would know right away she was to ehhh gimpy to even lift one leg.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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cell phone pics don't exonerate you from a crime.
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I'm pretty sure most of us would've taken a picture...

I took a picture of my dog's poop cause it looked like a smiley face.
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[QUOTE=C2M;1421307]Plus it seems to be natural for peeps with cell phone cams to take pics of shit like this. [QUOTE]

I don't think it's natural. I think it's strange. That's someone's son, brother, whatever... not a conversation starter.
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Why would you take a pic of that?
I JUST thought that!
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Plus it seems to be natural for peeps with cell phone cams to take pics of shit like this.

LMFAo it you saw this girl and the size of the guy you would know right away she was to ehhh gimpy to even lift one leg.
Yeah, but look at Hanaibal Lector he looks like a weak guy, but he'll eat your ass! Literally eat your ass!
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[QUOTE=kblack;1421316][QUOTE=C2M;1421307]Plus it seems to be natural for peeps with cell phone cams to take pics of shit like this.
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I don't think it's natural. I think it's strange. That's someone's son, brother, whatever... not a conversation starter.
Come outside the box you live in PLEASE. you apparently don't deal with Chicago or the police much. Doesn't matter what you say the don't believe you and unless you have video/photos you fucked.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yeah, but look at Hanaibal Lector he looks like a weak guy, but he'll eat your ass! Literally eat your ass!
he tho was smooth

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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If she was so disturbed by it why the hell did she take a cell phone picture of it?

You. Fuck.



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that's nothing
I found this in my alley the other day..



They took her apart... She had some massive head trauma.. and it appears she bled completely out, as I saw no blood in the area..

The rats must have ate her lower half
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Yeah, but look at Hanaibal Lector he looks like a weak guy, but he'll eat your ass! Literally eat your ass!
Lector is tossin' salads? Don't think I saw that one. Wonder if he prefers the jelly or the syrup...

As your attorney, I advise to you take this acid
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Did she poke the body with a stick? If I were her, I would have.

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I'm pretty sure most of us would've taken a picture...

I took a picture of my dog's poop cause it looked like a smiley face.
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Come outside the box you live in PLEASE. you apparently don't deal with Chicago or the police much. Doesn't matter what you say the don't believe you and unless you have video/photos you fucked.
I don't live in a box. And I have recently dealt with the CPD. Although it wasn't a pleasant experience, I'm sure someone there is capable of deducing that a woman who stumbled upon the body of a person she's never met just might not have anything to do with their demise.
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Did she poke the body with a stick? If I were her, I would have.
From what she said she nudged him with her to foot to see if he was alive while yapping to the morons in the 911 center

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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that's nothing
I found this in my alley the other day..



They took her apart... She had some massive head trauma.. and it appears she bled completely out, as I saw no blood in the area..

The rats must have ate her lower half


Oh DAMN! Looks like the zombies ate the brains!
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From what she said she nudged him with her to foot to see if he was alive while yapping to the morons in the 911 center
Hope she watched her language...
They'd prolly let her off for the murder.. but if she used some colorful language there'd be hell to pay
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haha correction... it was a sad face... which made it even more funny
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Oh DAMN! Looks like the zombies ate the brains!
and by how clean the wound was... APPARENTLY THEY ARE NOW CAPABLE OF USING TOOLS!
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