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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 05-14-2009, 04:29 PM Thread Starter
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Bike shorts should be illegal....

at the gym. WTF, every time I go to the gym, there is always some dude wearing bike shorts.
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Bike shorts, underarmor shirt and lifting gloves combination is even better.
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its worth the trade off for the girls in the bike short though, right?


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its worth the trade off for the girls in the bike short though, right?

Depends on what girls you are talking about. Most of the people that wear tight clothes at the gym are on the heavy side.
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Are they riding the bikes?

probably. I bet they take spin class and then go lift. To be honest I won't wear them to the gym. Cannondale sells a great pair of fitness shorts with a padded lycra boxer short to go underneath. Great for the gym!

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I wear spandex for the spin classes, but sweat pants over them and drop trou only in the spin room. An old cycling line is "Bike shorts on the bike is appropriate, off the bike is offensive". I wouldn't be caught dead in the gym with only bike shorts. Actually I probably wouldn't make it that far without catching a NOXplode bottle in the head.

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I call for a ban on biker shorts for roadracers too. Especially if you wear that shit to the rider's meeting.
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Biker shorts are a purpose built garment. If you are not using them for that purpose, get them the hell off!!!!
Didn't know they made the kiddie sized version for you ken cause your skinny ass surely doesn't fit in regular adult sizes

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Didn't know they made the kiddie sized version for you ken cause your skinny ass surely doesn't fit in regular adult sizes


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Well I'm glad at least someone is noticing all this hard work I have been putting in. Do these shorts make my ass look big?

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Well I'm glad at least someone is noticing all this hard work I have been putting in. Do these shorts make my ass look big?
No actually makes your ass look a little


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I call for a ban on biker shorts for roadracers too. Especially if you wear that shit to the rider's meeting.
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Well I'm glad at least someone is noticing all this hard work I have been putting in. Do these shorts make my ass look big?
It's not the shorts.

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It's not the shorts.
LMFAO well it surely isnt man hood either from what has been posted

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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LMFAO well it surely isnt man hood either from what has been posted
I believe it's just his ass being fat. I know nothing of his manhood.

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I believe it's just his ass being fat. I know nothing of his manhood.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Depends on what girls you are talking about. Most of the people that wear tight clothes at the gym are on the heavy side.
True statement! And I've yet to quite figure that out!?

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There is a guy that lifts at my gym that wears a EXTREMELY tight spandex shirt, he has a huge gut, is not in shape what-so-ever..yet, he still flexes in the mirror, ACTUALLY says "oh yeah" when he is flexing. The worst part is he serious. Douche bag.

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