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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-17-2009, 07:19 PM Thread Starter
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1000 ways to Die

am watching it now on the spike channel. THIS IS CRAZY.

example:
a man get baked at work in a 500 degree oven

a woman eat tape worm to loss weight

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-17-2009, 08:03 PM
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That channel is ridiculous.

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Im bringing my gym shoes so I can surf the roof.....



ooooooo. I need a cape.
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lol. my channel as not change yet.

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actually all I could think of was beavis saying it from the beavis and butthead soundtrack

EDIT: found it.


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Its a cheesey show. Guy dies after paintballing a hornets nest so he could get some by his wife and was allergic to bees. They titled the way to die "Me so Hornet".

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Its a cheesey show. Guy dies after paintballing a hornets nest so he could get some by his wife and was allergic to bees. They titled the way to die "Me so Hornet".
keep watching, some is scary and nasty.

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Yeah, it's either complete idiots (the sword swallower that swallowed an umbrella ... that opened) or totally unfortunate (the guy that got nuked to death in the X-ray machine because the DR was banging the nurse on the 'activate' button)

Either way it =

Life has no instruction manual. Parts and labor can be impossible to find. Many go down the road with parts that are in need of service. A breakdown is eventual.
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a woman eat tape worm to loss weight

ect
south bronx parasite baby!
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There was one where a girl was using a cleaned carrot to pleasure herself and it had a little bit of a sharp edge so it made a tiny cut in her vagina and, by some huge bad luck, an air bubble went inside while she was having her fun and went to her heart and killed her.

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south bronx parasite baby!
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see the one of the guy giving pleasure to a fat chick and he suffocated to death.


they claim all those 1000 are real stories.
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see the one of the guy giving pleasure to a fat chick and he suffocated to death.


they claim all those 1000 are real stories.


Seen quite a few of those stories that werent deaths. Like the guy in helicopter crash. That happened in Milwaukee. Pilot just cut his nose open when it nosed into the ditch.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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IT's on again on SPIKE TV.

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