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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 05-18-2009, 04:56 PM Thread Starter
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A$$hole driver!

I was driving my car down Lake Cook through Wheeling and I was stopped at a red light with some moderate traffic around. My side had a green arrow and it was finishing and turned into a green light for me to go forward. Some stupid fucking asshole completely blows the red light coming from my left and goes right through the intersection oblivious to anything going on around him while holding up his cell phone with one hand and texting on it. He completely cleared the intersection, thank God, without hitting anyone and never realized what he had just done. His light was red for about 20 seconds and he never saw it. What the fuck is wrong with people? And then to top it off, I encountered some whore driving very aggressively with her music louder than her ears can even comprehend the sound.....AND....on the same street, there was a truck driver driving like he was in a formula one race car, almost hitting everyone in front of and around him. Now I have to consider all this while learning on my new bike.

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there was a truck driver driving like he was in a formula one race car, almost hitting everyone in front of and around him.
Turkeyfucker must have had an emergency delivery of Lemonheads.
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That is pretty messed up........so, this whore with the loud music.....tell us more about her...
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I was driving my car down Lake Cook through Wheeling and I was stopped at a red light with some moderate traffic around. My side had a green arrow and it was finishing and turned into a green light for me to go forward. Some stupid fucking asshole completely blows the red light coming from my left and goes right through the intersection oblivious to anything going on around him while holding up his cell phone with one hand and texting on it. He completely cleared the intersection, thank God, without hitting anyone and never realized what he had just done. His light was red for about 20 seconds and he never saw it. What the fuck is wrong with people? And then to top it off, I encountered some whore driving very aggressively with her music louder than her ears can even comprehend the sound.....AND....on the same street, there was a truck driver driving like he was in a formula one race car, almost hitting everyone in front of and around him. Now I have to consider all this while learning on my new bike.

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You'll learn that this is sadly a very common occurance.

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Turkeyfucker must have had an emergency delivery of Lemonheads.
Either that or he heard his cousin was single again.
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Turkeyfucker must have had an emergency delivery of Lemonheads.
I damn sure did, now GTFOutta my way!!! meep meep

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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That is pretty messed up........so, this whore with the loud music.....tell us more about her...
yes i would like too, more about whores

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Turkeyfucker must have had an emergency delivery of Lemonheads.
I'm glad to see we hate truckers here too. I thought I might be getting away with something here being a trucker AND a Harley owner. Glad to see the circle of hate is more complete than I thought.

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either that or he heard his cousin was single again.
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i damn sure did, now gtfoutta my way!!! Meep meep
yucky!
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Either that or he heard his cousin was single again.
I do have a few hotties in my family tree. there are a few others hangin in there too.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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yucky!
hey now you are twisting my quotes! pillow bittin' bish

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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I do have a few hotties in my family tree. there are a few others hangin in there too.
How is your momma doing? Or at 36 am I too old for her?

*hides*
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When did this stuff become surprising?
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you're just mad cuz your mom hates cawk!

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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