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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 11:16 PM Thread Starter
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true life: im addicted to porn

how the fuck didnt i make the cut? i beat my meat 2/3rd of my life, the other 1/3rd i slept.

This is going to be a long-term relationship
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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 11:24 PM
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post #3 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 11:27 PM Thread Starter
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am just saying!

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post #8 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 08:32 AM Thread Starter
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it was a great episode. this one guy had a mega porn collection, car, money, lived with grandma, and no job. he would watch porn for a whole day, while his grandma is in the other room.

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i just asked a girl if ladies do it as often as guys do, She just laught at me.

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my beating off increased when i put the bike back together.

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i just asked a girl if ladies do it as often as guys do, She just laught at me.
We do! Sorry Ladies!! have to tell the truth!

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girls do it alot more and they also poop. theyre very sneaky!

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post #16 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 10:46 AM
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girls do it alot more and they also poop. theyre very sneaky!

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We do! Sorry Ladies!! have to tell the truth!
you guys flick the bean that often? damn

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girls do it alot more and they also poop. theyre very sneaky!
I'm gonna have to call BS on that one. Everyone knows girls do not poop. The hole is there simply for aesthetic purposes and other stuff like storage.

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I'm gonna have to call BS on that one. Everyone knows girls do not poop. The hole is there simply for aesthetic purposes and other stuff like storage.
girls dont poop... its a myth

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post #22 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 11:37 AM
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This will curb your appetite:

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I'm gonna have to call BS on that one. Everyone knows girls do not poop. The hole is there simply for aesthetic purposes and other stuff like storage.
and anal!

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I'm gonna have to call BS on that one. Everyone knows girls do not poop. The hole is there simply for aesthetic purposes and other stuff like storage.
That's what I always thought, I mean why else would the chick in the video keep a football there?
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best post eva



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