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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 10:21 AM Thread Starter
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texts from last night

Have you ever seen the website: www.textsfromlastnight.com

Pretty random...but I did read some funny shit!

"(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad


(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

(502): Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!"

Isn't it the freakin' weekend yet???
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 10:35 AM
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Wow...

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(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

wow!
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super repost. There was yet one more before mine and the other, but can't find it

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ighlight=texts

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ight=screw+fml

As your attorney, I advise to you take this acid
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super repost. There was yet one more before mine and the other, but can't find it

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ighlight=texts

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ight=screw+fml
Thank you - I was too lazy to look for the other threads

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 12:31 PM Thread Starter
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ohh...my bad for reposting an existing thread.

Isn't it the freakin' weekend yet???
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 12:32 PM
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Every repost is a repost repost.

Still an amazing site...singlehandly causing a drop on workplace productivity on my team.

llama spit - that is all.

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Hahaha

(323): Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."

Ahhhhh gotta love it....

(416): I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...

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(214): in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
(469): Pride?
(214): thats a pack of cougars
(469): go fuck yourself

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(816): If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.

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