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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-25-2009, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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Road rage at its best

So today I am trying to get onto 90 at Irving park road to go to work and some dip shit rear ends me. I pull out of the intersection and stop when the fool runs up to the car screaming and yelling. At that point I am like ok 10 mph crash how bad can it be, As i get out of the car this fucker pushes the door closed and pops me in the face then the chest. Once I get my foot free from the door I noticed a state cop sitting right on the shoulder 25 feet in front of us.

So instead of getting out and returning the favor I pulled up to the cop who advised me to stay in the car while he proceeded to handcuff the other guy.
Funny thing was the fucker states hes drunk he tried to run and the cop says since when is being rear ended and moving out of the intersection running?

BTW Mr little Mexican guy you hit like a bitch so next time hit someone like you mean it. I know women who can hit better then him.

So at the 16th district the state cop comes out and says the guy admitted to being stupid and then stated he was glad that the sergeant had witnessed the whole thing as he didn't realize that I was twice his size and really didnt feel like getting his ass whooped in front of his family

So thanks to the ass hat that rear ended me and had his little ford focus hood crumble up the windows, driving on a suspended DL all the while your three kids and wife watch as you get arrested over something as petty at that. oh and thanks for the 2 hours of work I lost

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 05-25-2009, 07:44 PM
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Nice. Gotta love when hot heads screw themselves.

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Nice. Gotta love when hot heads screw themselves.

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Man once at the station we were having fun with it cause it was stupid.

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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why did he hit you, did I miss something?

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why did he hit you, did I miss something?
Nope you missed nothing he wouldnt even say why he did to the police. Rear end someone then attack unknown why part two happened.

Maybe cause I am white

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Does Fucktard know that whenever you rearend someone it's your fault.
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why did he hit you, did I miss something?
karma

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I wish i could agree there but I don't physically hit peeps as much as I'd like to its not worth it

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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dude there's all kinds of reasons for karma. I somehow missed the rockets, but I'm sure I got a bullet headed my way. Be glad for only a wimpy punch.

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So did he have insurance? Kinda amazing that there was a cop on irving park and 90/94. I live at irving and laramie, and the cops are damn near lining up down bell plaine between milwakee and laramie. Ever since they started construction on a little park on bell plaine the cops always have someone hemmed up against there hood, someone pulled over, or there chasing someone. Even last night at 3am they had someone pulled over.
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why did he hit you, did I miss something?
Dude is prolly a member here.
Glad you are ok. Now sue his ass. It's the American way!!!
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Nice move dumbass......


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Yeah go figure he was suspended and the wife had a valid dl was the passenger and the owner of the car. Valid insurance which is definitely a first cause most dont have anything.


Tho this might make a few happy he was from Wisconsin

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yikes, evil skinny, I grew up on Belle Plaine and Leamington - sorry to hear about the problems there now

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what a hassle! years ago some guy tried turning right from an intersection in front of me while i had the green light heading straight, i honked so he didn't sideswipe me and he followed me to work. got out of his car, blasted me in the face and walked away saying "don't cut me off motherfucker!"

i walked in the doors to work and everybody was laughing, as they saw it from inside. wtf? i try getting somebody's attention so they don't hit me and i get knocked to the ground? that sucked! i had knuckle imprints all day on my jaw from that!
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I kinda wanted to punch you the first time I met you, so I understand where he is coming from.
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I kinda wanted to punch you the first time I met you, so I understand where he is coming from.
why cause you were drunk and talking out your ass?

Tho if you would like Ill let you take that shot but I get to swing back after

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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That sucks, at least Paco got arrested. Pfft, some people

Take it to the STREETS!
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