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post #1 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:14 PM Thread Starter
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this guy helped me become cool.

http://www.ferrariguyforhire.com/


took two rides with him.

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post #2 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:17 PM
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post #3 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:19 PM
 
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lolz, that's hilarious.

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I hope to the Lord Almighty you are joking.

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Saw that guy driving through Oak Park a few weeks ago, little did I know I could be right there beside him (for a small fee)
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post #7 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:27 PM
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Two M'Frs above beat me to it.

Hey slappy, that's me you're talking about!!!

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post #8 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:39 PM
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I pray to god you're JOKING......



I highly doubt that hes joking


but i do wonder.... when hes not rocking out, where does he stash the guitar in the car

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post #9 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:39 PM
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post #10 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:42 PM
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Maybe if he didn't blow his wad on a Ferrari, he would be able to afford sleeves

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post #11 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:44 PM
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post #12 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:51 PM
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Maybe if he didn't blow his wad on a Ferrari, he would be able to afford sleeves

+1 I'd do him, I mean shit, he's got a Ferrari. Isn't that all that girls are after. Guys with hot rides!







heh heh heh

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post #13 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:52 PM
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OMFG ... That fool was a member of a healthclub I used to work at ... I had no idea he could be ANY MORE OF A FUCKING TOOL - yeah just had to say that. Seemed like a nice guy though.

If you weren't kidding about taking two rides with him --> may God help you, cause if you'd do this I can't imagine what else you would be willing to do.
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post #14 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 10:58 PM
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How funny would it be if you found out he rented that Ferari?
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post #15 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 11:06 PM
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Ya, like when you want to come out of the closet and tell the entire shopping district of Chicago.

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post #16 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 11:07 PM
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post #17 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 11:08 PM
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+1 I'd do him, I mean shit, he's got a Ferrari. Isn't that all that girls are after. Guys with hot rides!







heh heh heh
and it's got 14k gold wheels.....I'll fight you for him.

I don't ride, I cook!
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post #18 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 11:09 PM
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+1 I'd do him, I mean shit, he's got a Ferrari. Isn't that all that girls are after. Guys with hot rides!


heh heh heh
thats why i bought a bike, hop on and lets go sit in traffic, I guarantee mine is hotter

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post #19 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-27-2009, 11:57 PM
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Holy God!

























The pinstriping on the Ferrari looks atrocious!



Those wheels are either too small or the aspect ratio of the tires is too low, way too much gap in the front/rear. If someone rents him out, I'll help you car jack him.

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post #20 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-28-2009, 01:35 AM
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Seen that douche cruising around CHicago for years now...wow

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post #21 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-28-2009, 01:49 AM
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His contracts must list shirts as optional.

And dose it have a radio, or dose he just play guitar for you while he drives your dumbass around? Better get the most "bang" for your buck


I'm surprised he doesn't only offer this to female clientele...maybe he like to give the boys a ride every once in awhile

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post #22 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-28-2009, 06:17 AM
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Damn it, that site is blocked at work I wanna see!
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post #23 of 56 (permalink) Old 05-28-2009, 06:30 AM
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$300.00 an hour?

I want to see the people that pay for this.
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Holy crap! Forgot the Ferrari for only $250 per hour you can ride in his 2002 Cadillac! Damn that's sweet!

What planet is this guy from?

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Man that dude has a nice rack though....
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Holy crap! Forgot the Ferrari for only $250 per hour you can ride in his 2002 Cadillac! Damn that's sweet!

What planet is this guy from?
Planet Awesome.
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Planet Awesome.

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I imagine this guy starts every morning infront of the mirror, shirtless with a guitar in hand.
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Wow, did he really spray paint the engine compartment in gold paint?

And does he really use that guitar to help him look over and work on that car?

I really, really, really wonder if anyone has ever paid him for his services. I mean, besides Firebretha...

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He looks like Owen Wilson
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