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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 07:43 AM Thread Starter
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As if deer weren't bad enough

Look out for tiger's.

Not covered in MSF?

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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 07:45 AM
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I am guessing the rider shat his pants

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #3 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 08:15 AM
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post #4 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 09:04 AM
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post #5 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 09:04 AM
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The tiger probably just wanted a ride.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #6 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 09:13 AM
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post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 09:34 AM
 
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Well there's proof motorcycles can get you tail

Everyone knows motorcycles will get you pussy









...unless you're Burntash
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post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:08 AM
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WOW! I'm pretty sure I would have shat my pant's if it were me

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post #9 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:34 AM
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.....get it right its jumping in the air it not just any tiger its TIGGER.

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post #10 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:35 AM
 
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Every pussy needs to ride something sometime! haha!
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post #11 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:52 AM
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Jesus Christ, was he trying to eat the biker or jack the bike?

Russia has a bad economy, too.
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post #12 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 11:58 AM
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Sounds like any animal running across a street. Tigers attacking motorcyclists?

Come on!
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post #13 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 02:51 PM
 
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tiger attacks motorcyclist, result:


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post #14 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 06:20 PM
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Look out for tiger's.

Not covered in MSF?
In mother Russia, tigers ride you!

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post #15 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:12 PM
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tiger attacks motorcyclist, result:
I hear it's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

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post #16 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:47 PM Thread Starter
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It's quite pungent.

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post #17 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-30-2009, 10:52 PM
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post #18 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-31-2009, 12:10 AM
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post #19 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-31-2009, 02:04 AM
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In mother Russia, tigers ride you!
Hahaha Family Guy nice!

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post #20 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-31-2009, 03:17 AM
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cougars love to ride, but this is just crazy, And the scariest part is that the driver of the car saw the motorcycle rider, not the fact he hit a damn tiger.
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post #21 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-01-2009, 11:19 AM
 
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hmmmm I like a little pussy ridin with me but Im gonna pass on that one
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post #22 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-01-2009, 12:34 PM
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As soon as I get a new Nike I will be ready to expand my hunting skills (see avatar). LOL

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post #23 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-01-2009, 02:14 PM
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I hear it's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good.






Good one Vcook.
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post #24 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-01-2009, 04:35 PM
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Holy shite, these responses were better than any "caption this photo" thread I've seen on here in a long time!

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post #25 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-01-2009, 05:06 PM
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I thought the Law Tigers were supposed to be on your side?
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