Join Date: Mar 2005
Sportbike: Multistrada 1100S; CBR600RR
Years Riding: Since 2004
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Funny, but there is the other side to it too:
Customer: So how much is the hamburger?
Vendor: Ah, lets see. What kind of car do you drive?
Customer: What kind of... what? Why?
Vendor: I'm just trying to get a general feel of things. So is it a Lexus or BMW or... a Geo?
Customer: It's a Toyota.
Vendor: Great! Good choice of cars, BTW. We typically sell hamburgers to people who drive Mercedes Benz and Range Rovers, but we like Toyota customers. They're financially smart and they know that you get what you pay for. They are willing to invest into wellbeings of their stomaches. Yes... So where do you live?
Customer: Excuse me?
Vendor: Oh, I'm not asking for exact address! Oh, no! That would be so UN-professional! No! Just a name of the neighborhood, intersection would be ideal. It's all the same standard thing, you know, we'd like to get to know our customers.
Customer: The hamburger?
Vendor: Well, I just need your driving license and social security number and then we'll do a ****FREE**** presentation about our hamburgers, we'd like to educate you about keeping proper and healthy diet and make sure you understand how our hamburgers are better than the competitor's. Hey, you will have an excuse to work from home that day and do nothing on the conference call for 7 hours you know and I'll bring 20 of my buddies who will be sitting there on the phone call browsing pr0n and IMing all meeting.
Customer: The fucking hamburger. How much?
Vendor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get to that, it's our policy to ask all those general questions, you know. But let me be frank with you and make it short: how much money did you make last year?
Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
Last edited by Fracker; 06-05-2009 at 04:19 PM.