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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 02:28 PM Thread Starter
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A woman and a man were involved in a car accident. Both of their cars
were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So, you're a
man - that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are both unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends, and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man thoughtfully replied, "I agree with you completely. This must
be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head
in agreement, opened it, and drank half the bottle. He then handed it
back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, and immediately
put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man. In surprise, he asked,"Aren't you having any?"
"No," the woman replied, "I think I'll just wait for the police.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 10:14 AM
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Ha!!!!!! Good one!!!!
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