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That's awesome!

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wow. that was so amazingly stupid yet oh so funny
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omg wtf

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someone needs to start a campaign to remove every law on the books that protect people from their own stupidity. 100000 more videos of similar retards later the world will be a better place by natural selection.
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someone needs to start a campaign to remove every law on the books that protect people from their own stupidity. 100000 more videos of similar retards later the world will be a better place by natural selection.
BIG +1 on this

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someone needs to start a campaign to remove every law on the books that protect people from their own stupidity. 100000 more videos of similar retards later the world will be a better place by natural selection.
Or just remove the warning labels off of everything.

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Or just remove the warning labels off of everything.
1/2 of the people that are that dumb don't read directions the other 1/2 can't read.
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Or just remove the warning labels off of everything.

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Just way to funny and stoopid. That could gone very badly. But I didn't burn or feel a thing. Lmao!

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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I bet I could beat his time.
hahahahahahahahaah
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I bet I could beat his time.
20 bucks says you can't.

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I bet I could beat his time.
I'll race you ... for a tankbag.
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awwww it went out

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where were they when the jacksons were filming that pepsi commercial? tito!!! tito!!!!!!!
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It just goes to show that there are idiots in every country, not just America.

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