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urinal question

so when your at the urinal.


Do you look straight into the wall?

Or

Do you look at your tinkle to see where your aiming at?
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Wait a second ... TDS,

Why the fuck do you want to know this ... and why the hell did I respond.
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Wait a second ... TDS,

Why the fuck do you want to know this ... and why the hell did I respond.
hahaahahahaha..

i just know when i gotta piss, i gotta piss.
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wondering on what the courtesy is when you gotta use a urinal next to someone else when theres no empty urinals to use as a barrier zone.

like to use a urinal thats 2 away from someone.
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they should teach that at school. fawking school not teaching us real world scenerios. WTF
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well when you're next to odysseys, you hold it for him and help him aim, right into your mouth.

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well when you're next to odysseys, you hold it for him and help him aim, right into your mouth.
I hope your talking to TDS
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I hope your talking to TDS
I hope too.


Because if that is the general rule for CLSB thats fawked up. If odysseys comes over for a BBQ, the person that doesn't have a CLSB sticker on their bike must help odysseys at the urinal. odysseys myth #130,539
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Does anyone have any spare CLSB stickers?


I might play with photoshop and talk to other people on here like Firebreatha (I thought he does sumtin w/ computers) and obviously HDTony and Odysseys (for approval) b4 making a sticker and perhaps having an online company print some, for only the cool people of course. (donno if I'm included)

A copy shop near me will print em really cheap too, they are like a Kinkos but they also do car and motorcycle vinyls of assorted types.
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WTF why do you need to be taught where to look or what to do?

Its something that just is embedded in you naturally. Rule number one do not look at someone else period. That's the only rule you need to know

And who the Hell calls it a tinkle?


Seriously how old are you that you need to look at your self to figure out where your aiming?

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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WTF why do you need to be taught where to look or what to do?

Its something that just is embedded in you naturally. Rule number one do not look at someone else period. That's the only rule you need to know
i didn't say "is it okay to look at other peoples wanker"

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And who the Hell calls it a tinkle?
i try not to be creative with my material

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Seriously how old are you that you need to look at your self to figure out where your aiming?
if your penis was big as mine, then you would want to avoid touching the back of the urinal.

plus, I enjoy pissing on the urinal cakes, or the ice that is sometimes tossed in the urinal.
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so when your at the urinal.


Do you look straight into the wall?

Or

Do you look at your tinkle to see where your aiming at?


This will help you out


but what are you doing in the men's bathroom, too long of a line in the womens?
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Usually I'm too busy laughing meniacly, the people at the stalls around me get a little nervous, when I stand back about 10 feet and aim for the urinal.




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i talk to my penis, then i dont have to worry about having people on either side of me

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If I'm by others I stare straight at the wall if I'm by myself I usually look where I'm aiming.

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One time I was pissing in a urinal and there was writing on the wall above it. It said "If you are looking at the wall and reading this. It's probably because you are ashamed to look down."

I came here to drink some beer and kick some ass. And it looks like we are all out of beer.
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I don't talk. It takes all my concentration standing on my tip-toes to keep my junk out of the water.

Shits cold

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I think we need these in the states....
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wondering on what the courtesy is when you gotta use a urinal next to someone else when theres no empty urinals to use as a barrier zone.

like to use a urinal thats 2 away from someone.
I usually glance over and say "Nice cock" at which point they clear out and I have the place to myself.

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I think we need these in the states....
that's awesome that'll keep people from taking their sweet ass time.
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I usually glance over and say "Nice cock" at which point they clear out and I have the place to myself.
That is just wrong

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that's awesome that'll keep people from taking their sweet ass time.
thats what I'm stressing.. Plus, it's only good for one thing, peeing. smaller in space to a port a poddy
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