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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 04:15 PM Thread Starter
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WTF?!?! please someone tell me this is a joke.

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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 04:23 PM
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Wow, just wow.

People take these things too seriously!
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Here's a related feel good story......

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post #10 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 04:48 PM
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WTH were you dong to find this??!!?!?

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post #12 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 04:57 PM
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Does SJP count?
http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1112.html

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HOLLYWOOD, FL - The national convention of the Horse Faced Women Lovers of America today released its annual list of the 10 most beautiful celebrities during a raucous ceremony downtown. The event, widely known in Hollywood circles as the 'Mr. Ed Awards', has received an unusual amount of press coverage this year. Members attribute the attention to Big Brown chasing the Triple Crown and the success of Sarah Jessica Parker's movie 'Sex and the City'. See the list here.
Sarah Jessica Parker
"She [Parker] is the horse face poster girl right now.
" said Jerry Timmons, President of HFWLA. "She's made our top ten list eight years in a row."

Julia Roberts, another regular on the list, extends the longest active streak by making her fourteenth straight appearance. "Julia has features that are just one-of-a-kind." said Timmons. "You won't find another mouth that big unless it's got a bridle in it." Absent from the list this year are Cher, who holds the record with twenty seven appearances, and Ann Coulter, who members increasingly speak of as "just mean looking".

The event kicks off Horse Faced Women Awareness Month, with several nationwide activities planned, including beauty contests, chili cook-offs, and of course - barrel racing. "Our ultimate goal is to remove the stigma of being a horse face." said Timmons. "And with brave women like Sarah Jessica Parker out there showing her mug to millions every day, we'll achieve that goal."
I'd say yes.

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put a NSFW title in the thread so i can post some pics

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Roberts has that nice wide mouth.. I'm sure that comes in handy...

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post #15 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 05:01 PM
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put a NSFW title in the thread so i can post some pics
... set biometric scanner on "burn retinas out" now as well.

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post #16 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 05:08 PM
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I had a roommate about 15 years ago who used to watch that kind of stuff.... yea... that was a VERY short term living situation. LOL

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I had a roommate about 15 years ago who used to watch that kind of stuff.... yea... that was a VERY short term living situation. LOL
she wouldnt have just been talked about?

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I had a roommate about 15 years ago who used to watch that kind of stuff.... yea... that was a VERY short term living situation. LOL
do you still know this girl?

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its all fun and games till ur colon gets perforated.....

al la mr hands....

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the vids not hard to find btw....yowzah!!!!!!

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burntrash and chache?

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burntrash and chache?
Phew, I thought I was gunna be brought in on this thread for a second.
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put a NSFW title in the thread so i can post some pics
negative
take those to the hole

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Phew, I thought I was gunna be brought in on this thread for a second.
damn it and my lack of spelling skills. Some tell me there is a chache on the board so I don't look like an idiot now.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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What I want to know is, at the end of the [insanely creepy utterly disgusting] video, who clicked on one of these:


Fess up, freaks!!!
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id raise my hand if i could

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I also spit out my beer that shit was so funny

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wow!!! where would you even come up with a dolphin in the first place lol some people are very VERY weird

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