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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
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Blood in the urinal

This morning I had one of the scariest moments in my life.

I came to work, and needed to go piss first thing, so I walked to the restroom, without much looking around or paying much attention to a familiar setting, approached the urinal, unzipped, concentrated on the tile in front of my face and let go... shaked the last drop off and looked down and I think I screamed - the puddle in the urinal's bottom was bright red blood color!

I was terrified, until I realized that janitor replaced the old rubber mats in the urinals to new ones - bright fucking firetruck red in color! I made sure noone was around except somebody in the stall, typing on his blackberry and ran out...

Talking about near death experience!
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-16-2009, 08:39 PM
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And if you were pissing blood, call your doctor immediately (after you stop screaming ).

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And if you were pissing blood, call your doctor immediately (after you stop screaming ).
Or he could come on here and ask DR. CLSB their opinion like others have done before.

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Or he could come on here and ask DR. CLSB their opinion like others have done before.
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Or he could come on here and ask DR. CLSB their opinion like others have done before.
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Lay off the Bloody Mary's

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

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Bah blood in piss isnt that big of a deal. Hurts like a MOTHER [email protected] and then the docs put you on floxin you piss different colors and your all good


Oh yeah blood in piss = UT

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Have your kidneys check for stones. Drink plenty of water.
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LOL, it was a red rubber mat in the urinal - read the OP

but thanks for your concern!
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when I was a kid I got in a big knock down drag out etc fight with my old man... dirty fighting bastard kidney punched me hard and I pissed blood for a week...

He took me to the hospital and they said to "monitor it" whatever the fck that means

in any case.. we get along great now haha

and that was like 20 years ago... so I guess im fine now
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Have your kidneys check for stones. Drink plenty of water.
That's what happened to me. I was out drinking, went to piss, it was bloody. I went to the doctor and I had kidney stones. Luckily they were dissolved with medicine and I didn't have to pass one. I heard that shit is like having a baby!

People take these things too seriously!
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no need for the elaborate cover story, we all know the truth....we dont fall for that shit post balloon boy..

prayers sent to stop pissin blood.. go easy on the ho's and skanks

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I agree completely with Steve (nouseforaname)
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