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A 57 year old, seriously?

You endanger your job and face jail time for a 57 year old? At least pick a younger target for your abuse!!

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/18...lt1020.article

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You endanger your job and face jail time for a 57 year old? At least pick a younger target for your abuse!!

http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/18...lt1020.article
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what a waste of a perfectly good dose of morphine.

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Whittington allegedly had injected her with morphine and while she was sedated had allegedly kissed her breast and then ejaculated into her hand, according to police.

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what a waste of a perfectly good dose of morphine.
that dumbass shoulda used chlorophyll!
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that dumbass shoulda used chlorophyll!
the green shit in plants???

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that dumbass shoulda used chlorophyll!
so he could create photosynthesis?
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the green shit in plants???
if you didn't get the reference the joke would be lost to you but yeah, the green stuff in plants
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Hell, I'm recently finding out that most 50+ year old women are more than happy to give it up if you just ask. Why go through all the effort?

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