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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-27-2009, 07:46 PM Thread Starter
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How many 5 year olds can you beat up?

If they are built like this fucker, not many.

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I am guessing 30-35... depends on my cardio level... been going to the gym a lot lately and doing that elliptical thing... I would say I should be in the 50-60 range by the new year

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Let me be more specific, 100 come at ya at the same time, now how many?
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Let me be more specific, 100 come at ya at the same time, now how many?
well that could work for or against...
I mean.. I could knock down more at a time.. Thereby relying on my brute strength rather than cardio levels.. I suppose if I could grab one by the feet I could use them like a baseball bat to take down groups of 3 to 5 at a time...

plus they could be picked up and thrown at the group...
What kind of take down are we talking.. knocked down they are out.. or.. till they run.. or knockout?

I could probably also increase my raw #'s with a cup.. Those 5 year olds are dirty fighters.. and they are shoulder height to the boys
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wow.. horrible form... using to much of his back then his arms lifting the weights

Let alone, this kid wont grow past 4' 11.. so hes gonna need them muscles cuz hes gonna be picked on all his life.....

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19 unless the lil fucks bite....than 13

if only sum are bittin then somewhere in between

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That kid is gonna make a rly good gymnast, or bboy. I can do all that shit but I'd be freaked out if I saw a lil kid barely struggling with that. Oh my bad ... um at least 20 a min. unless I had a weapon, like a bat. Then the number would be considerably higher. My asthma might kick in so I'd say no more than 100.
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wow.. horrible form... using to much of his back then his arms lifting the weights
That's what I was thinking, kid's gunna throw out his back lifting like that.

But he's strong as fuck with his own body weight.
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That kid is gonna make a rly good gymnast, or bboy. I can do all that shit but I'd be freaked out if I saw a lil kid barely struggling with that. Oh my bad ... um at least 20 a min. unless I had a weapon, like a bat. Then the number would be considerably higher. My asthma might kick in so I'd say no more than 100.


ok....prove it....


tough guy.....

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Depends on how well they organize. If it's just chaos, I'm pretty sure I could take on every 5 year old in the world.

Now zombie 5 year olds is a different beast.

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