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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-27-2009, 08:28 PM Thread Starter
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How many Zombie 5 year olds can you beat up?

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Myself and 1 ZAPH can take out about 250. I will need Mopar's zombie shotgun as well.
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ahahaha did u see Quarantine, the little girl zombie in that was freaky!

Do I get a weapon, or only bare hands?
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Myself and 1 ZAPH can take out about 250. I will need Mopar's zombie shotgun as well.
I'll man the M1, Lo can take the AR, Heather can rock the 1100 and you can rock my Mossberg, we have this covered.

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I'll man the M1, Lo can take the AR, Heather can rock the 1100 and you can rock my Mossberg, we have this covered.
I know how to make Mustard Seed Gas and various other toxic gases ... does that affect them?

OR

I could make us all meth, and we would maybe look enough like zombies that they wouldn't notice us.
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I know how to make Mustard Seed Gas and various other toxic gases ... does that affect them?
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I could make us all meth, and we would maybe look enough like zombies that they wouldn't notice us.
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If only I could make acid ... then I could quit college and get a really good paying job.
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HAHAHA - I just watched the movie "Quarantine" and there was a 5 yr old biter - Knarley !!!

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i think we need a horror movie where a kid just gets brutally beaten to death. everytime in a horror flick the kids get away or if they are killed its because are zombies or possessed/evil. or sad shit like My Girl. just once i wanna see it where a normal kid gets completely fucked up like gets a bullet to the brain or stabbed and put the audience on their toes.

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i think we need a horror movie where a kid just gets brutally beaten to death. everytime in a horror flick the kids get away or if they are killed its because are zombies or possessed/evil. or sad shit like My Girl. just once i wanna see it where a normal kid gets completely fucked up like gets a bullet to the brain or stabbed and put the audience on their toes.
too many ppl would bitch about that leading/ causing teen violence.
What ever happened to the CLSB zombie movie with the girl on the back of a bike with a shot gun? Is it sitting on the shelf next to the SOW video?

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Hmmm..... small kids? 40-50 lbs?

Think sack of potatoes and bugs bunny. Smash the kid from one side to the other by grabbing their ankles. Your away from the bitey side and sharp corners are your friend for brain demolition.

Probably 4-5 once the adrenaline kicked in. This is assuming you could take one after another. If they all come at once..... then two at the most. Use the first one to beat the second one to death. More than two zombies and you run until you can pair them down or find a weapon.
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