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#1 ·
I can't believe my luck. Look at this great offer.





FROM: Mr.Liu Yan
Bank of China Ltd.
13/F. Bank of China Tower
1 Garden Road,
Hong Kong.

Goodday,

I sincerely ask for forgiveness for i know this may seem like a
complete
intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of
communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the
temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but
please
consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
I
am Mr. Liu Yan a transfer supervisor operations in investment section
in
Bank of China Ltd. Secretariat of the BOCHK Charitable Foundation 13/F.
Bank of China Tower, 1 Garden Road, Hong Kong I have a obscured
business
suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali
who
was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed
deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Nineteen millions Five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war early
this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still
no
response came from him. We later find out that the general and his
family
had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that General
Mohammed
Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papers
including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in
me
the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his
deposit in my bank. So, Nineteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United
State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come
forward
to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the to the laws
of
my country at the expiration 6 years the funds will revert to the
ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the
funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as
a
foreigner to stand as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali
so
that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we
shall
come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the
necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to General
Mohammed Jassim Ali, all that is required from you at this stage is for
you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney
can commence his job.
After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill
in
for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter
of
probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will
be
provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a
legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents.
Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank
account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your full names, private
phone/fax
and current residential address.


Kind Regards
Mr.Liu Yan
 
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#2 ·
Dude, you are soooooo lucky - Congrats man
 
#6 ·
I get about 3 of those a week and all this time I've been deleting them. You mean it's for real and I could have been rich????? DAMN!!!!:lmao: :lmao:
 
#7 ·
I'm certain the mailman is going to be bringing me gobs of envelopes with $1 in them from people who added their name long after mine on that list that I mailed out to my friends after sending $1 to the top 5 names on it....

We're going to be rich together!!!

:cheers
 
#8 ·
Hmmm...they have the internet on computers now...
 
#9 ·
Going to be rich as well, got the news this morning

The U.K. National Lottery
File: KTU/9023118308/03
Dear Winner,
We are happy to announce to you that your email address has won you the sum of 750,000.00 in cash on our draw of 27thof July, credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. To File for your Claims Contact the claims Verification Deparment via email: Contact Person: Mr. Jawad James Email:blahblah@hotmail.com Tel: +44 704 570 3554
Thank you for being part of our online promotional program.
Yours Truly,
Roger Ferguson
Co-ordinator (Online Promo Programme)
 
#12 ·
I can't believe my luck. Look at this great offer.
Kind Regards
Mr.Liu Yan
I bet when you go through with this, you can buy a lot of cats in china with that amount money. :twofinger
 
#18 ·
Looks like I got pretty lucky this morning myself...

Dear Friend,

How is the condition of health together with those of your family and others over there? I hope you all are well and healthy. Please I know that this message will come to you as a surprise since we don’t know each other. But for the purpose of introduction, I am Mr. Metcalf David, a Public Relations Officer at the Bank of Scotland International Isle of Man, United Kingdom. There is an account opened in this bank in 1980 and since 1991 nobody has operated this account. After going through some old records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of the account was Engnr. Roland Carpenter, a pioneer member of Strabag Construction Company, who died on the 9th of February 1996. No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it. The account has no other Beneficiary, and my investigations proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account. And the amount involved is US$3.1M (Three Million, One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). This account is now due for Next of Kin Claim, and this is the reason I have contacted you, to seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the late Engnr. Carpenter so that the US$3.1 Million can be credited to your favor.

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise, as we didnt know each other before, but you should not be bothered about anything, for I shall ensure that all the necessary paperwork are put in place to protect you from any breach of the law. Please reply urgently so that I will inform you on the next step to take immediately. Send me the following informations.

1) Your Full Names/Address
2)Your private telephone and fax numbers,
3) Your Age/Mar! ital Sta tus
4) Your Occupation

I will fly to meet you in your country, once the funds enter your bank account, for withdrawal and sharing and other investments. I need your full co-operation to make this work smoothly because our bank is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner, who has correct information on this account, which I will provide you later.

If you are capable and willing to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit, please do not hesitate to let me know immediately. Because this opportunity may never come again in my lifetime, I need a very truthful person in this business, and I don t want to make mistakes. I need your strong assurances and trust. With my position now at the bank, I can influence the transfer of this money to any foreigner s reliable account, which you can provide with the assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.
I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money, leaving no trace of the money to any place. On the conclusion of this business, you will be given 50% of the total amount, 50% will be for me, and while any expenses will be taken careoff by both parties during the process of this transaction.

I look forward to hearing from you as soon as you have received this e-mail.
NOTE: PLEASE REPLY TO THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS OR YOU MAY PHONE ME DIRECTLY.

Best Regards,
Mr. David Metcalf
Public Relations Officer (Sectional Head)
Bank of Scotland International, Isle of Man, UK
 
#19 ·
Here is another one

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Francis White.I have a lucrative 13 Million USD Business proposal for
you, should be interested in executing this with me; indicate your interest by
sending me the following:

1. YOUR NAME
2. YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
3. YOUR OCCUPATION
4. YOUR PHONE NUMBER
5. DATE OF BIRTH
6. COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE

Your response with the requested information

should be sent to reach me at my personal email

address below:

I shall then provide you with more details on this
transaction when I hear from you.

Sincerely,
Mr.Francis White
 
#22 ·
Wooo! My wife just new wife that I haven't met yet just e-mailed me. Looks like her name is Larisa or Oksana and she is either 20yo or 27. :lmao:


Subject: I am larisa, 27 y.o. Russia (dating)
Greetings! My name is Oksana. To me of 20 years.
I would like to get acquainted with you if you not against.
I Look forward to hear you soon with impatience.

http://singella.......
 
#23 ·
Here is another

Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:34:04 -0800
From: "Theresa Deanne" -vvzq7tkrg@:twofinger.com -
To: <andy>
Subject: RE:

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:lmao:


I don't even have a dog :laughing:
 
#25 ·
Dear customer.

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The truth is they want their partner to have a huge one, and they will keep searching until they find it!

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Click here to get your supply before they sell out!
 
#26 ·
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:25:44 -0700
From: andy.lopez@:twofinger.com
To: andy
Subject: RE:

Having a big penis is your goal. Than hurry to order Penis Enlarge Patch.

Your penis is just so whatever try Penis Enlarge Patch.


:lmao: :lmao:
 
#28 ·
I'm pre-hiring some engineers from eastern europe who are going to write me software that's going to make me millions.

Headed down to the bank to send them 20K advancement plus moving expenses to come to the US so they can realize their talent and reward me for helping them out!

WooHoo!
 
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