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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-07-2013, 10:17 PM Thread Starter
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friend wants to get either an apple notebook, or a apple laptop whatever liberal names they call it.


Whats a good place in the burbs for them to buy it. Best buy, microcenter?


And they want a warranty on it, that the store will repair said laptop.
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Why not order from apple.com and screw the middle man not like you wont have it in a day or two

Better yet go to the apple store

then again maybe they shouldnt get one if they couldnt figure that one out

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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Why not order from apple.com and screw the middle man not like you wont have it in a day or two

Better yet go to the apple store

then again maybe they shouldnt get one if they couldnt figure that one out


I'll bring it up to them.


I'll have to go to the apple store with them. Which would suck with all the metrosexuals wearing a man purse.


And it sucks because they ask my opinion what to get. "should i get the big laptop or the small one "
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I'll bring it up to them.


I'll have to go to the apple store with them. Which would suck with all the metrosexuals wearing a man purse.


And it sucks because they ask my opinion what to get. "should i get the big laptop or the small one "
well its easy the more money it is the better it is and less it cost etc etc

tell them to stick with windows

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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well its easy the more money it is the better it is
This is as true for apple as anything else

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"tell them to stick with windows"

This might be the worst advice ever giving on this site . Apple is a far superior product.
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"tell them to stick with windows"

This might be the worst advice ever giving on this site . Apple is a far superior product.

Pst. apple sucks. Especially when the software crashes. Or their only made for apple hardware breaks.



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told them that, and their like i want them liberal computers.
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"tell them to stick with windows"

This might be the worst advice ever giving on this site . Apple is a far superior product.
I agree but the clown doesnt even know where to get an apple

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I agree but the clown doesnt even know where to get an apple
why you insulting me? I thought I'm yo Bro


And i know where to buy an apple, I'm asking people where is the best place to buy one. Less headaches, cheaper cost, best customer service etc...
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why you insulting me? I thought I'm yo Bro

and im not insulting you but i am your friend and no your not nor have you ever been my bro nor would be.

And i know where to buy an apple, I'm asking people where is the best place to buy one. Less headaches, cheaper cost, best customer service etc...
You didnt ask that you asked whats a good place to get one

again apple is the place your not going to get a deal on a apple computers they are the same price every where as apple sets what they can sell it for. less headache again apple you walk in they fix you walk out and CS again youll get better care with apple vs bb mc or those other places.

Honestly i would never take my apple product to bb mc or the other places as they are a middle man who send it out to apple any ways. I would want it fixed right the first time.

My iphone had crap reception i walked in they pulled some disk from it look at it 5 mins later i was omw with a new phone no questions asked

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .

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just flipping the channel and they got that stupid ancient aliens.

And they got Steve Jobs as a prophet and Einstein.


yeah, Steve Jobs stealing other peoples ideas, and he's a prophet.
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