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Computer terms defined

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HOTMAIL

a free e-mail service provider for extereme n00bs who are satisfied with only two mb of space, when gmail is offering more than 1000% percent of that.

"hotmail is for pussies."

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MACINTOSH

Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.

Use 1
"Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it."

Use 2
"Bob: Name ONE thing you're PC can do that my Macintosh can't.

Me: Right click."

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AOL

a company that sends you free drink coasters.

"person00: hey, we got a new aol coaster. this one is 6.5 it must be better than our last 4.0 coaster.

person01: cool, ill add it to the other 300 we have."
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AOL

america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam

"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."

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LOL


A term commonly used on the internet when you're not really paying attention, or have nothing to say.

Person: Man, my grandma died today. I'm totally bummed.
Me: lol


Person: Today was boring.
*10 minutes later*
Me: Lol.

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WINDOWS

A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

"fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!"

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LAN PARTY


A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.

"The LAN Party is a sacred rite."

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PS3

One of the ugliest consoles ever made. Offering wireless dildos for controllers and the console looks like the next George Foreman grill.

"Mike: Dude!!, I've wasted $600
Bob: Oh really?, a new car >: D
Mike: No, in a PS3
Bob: God takes pity of you..."
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"Bob: Name ONE thing you're PC can do that my Macintosh can't.

Me: Right click."
ANY Mac can right click.

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ANY Mac can right click.
provided you equip it with a 2 button mouse.

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ANY Mac can right click.
So long as you get the keyboard involved
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So long as you get the keyboard involved
or use a two-button mouse.
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So long as you get the keyboard involved
the MM has been shipping w/ new macs for some time now.

This is about as pointless as saying PCs only can use 640K memory.

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the MM has been shipping w/ new macs for some time now.

This is about as pointless as saying PCs only can use 640K memory.
You Mac people need to settle down...we're just poking fun here How come no one is defending poor Windows or the might PS3
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You Mac people need to settle down...we're just poking fun here How come no one is defending poor Windows or the might PS3
Well, if we're just having fun, then AC's are like Computers. They both quit working properly when you open windows.

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