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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 10:28 AM Thread Starter
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I thought this was a joke

So I'm @ work staying busy with some end-user + data center work and I get a call from our print center a few minutes ago. The nutty chick back there tells me that I have to come ASAP because her printers are “smelling hot”.

I damn near fell outa my chair laughing.

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 10:29 AM
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Do they feel stinky too?
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So I'm @ work staying busy with some end-user + data center work and I get a call from our print center a few minutes ago. The nutty chick back there tells me that I have to come ASAP because her printers are “smelling hot”.

I damn near fell outa my chair laughing.
it happens, ever taken a good inhale off a fuser....mmmmmmm

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post #4 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 10:32 AM Thread Starter
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it happens, ever taken a good inhale off a fuser....mmmmmmm
You think that after 3 years of working in the print center the chick would be able used to the smell of a hot fuser.

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Aren't fusers by definition supposed to get hot anyway?

users . . . gotta love 'em
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Aren't fusers by definition supposed to get hot anyway?

users . . . gotta love 'em
Exactly

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Then they said it's the sprocket not the socket.

?????

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post #9 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 11:19 AM
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Tell her it's just an ID10T error.

Or it's a PICNIC.
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post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-01-2007, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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Tell her it's just an ID10T error.

Or it's a PICNIC.
She's gotten the ID10T error countless # of times.

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You think that after 3 years of working in the print center the chick would be able used to the smell of a hot fuser.
and you would think you'd be used to stupid end users

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nobody asked the most important question............







is she hot?

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Then they said it's the sprocket not the socket.

?????
would that be a spacely sprocket or a cogswell cog?





ok ok, it was either that or a Dieter "and now we dance" joke.

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ID10T error, oh man, I'm putting that into applications starting today. I put an easter egg into this expense app when you use canadian currency, it finishes every question with 'ay'. It's been over a year and no one has said anything.
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ID10T is oldschool support-speak. good times

PICNIC = problem in chair, not in computer.

I used to use picnic a lot. A user would ask if their problem was bad, and I'd smile and tell them it was a picnic.
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Or with VNC/DD Agent/Remote Desktop/etc, every so often a user would ask if you can see them. I'd say, yeah but it's kinda blurry, get closer to the screen and talk louder. I'd have a few users jumping through hoops and their neighbors would be cracking up.

Or they'd think after you pulled up their screen remotely, they could then point to things on the screen with their finger and you could see what they're pointing at.

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ID10T error, oh man, I'm putting that into applications starting today. I put an easter egg into this expense app when you use canadian currency, it finishes every question with 'ay'. It's been over a year and no one has said anything.
That's hilarious
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and you would think you'd be used to stupid end users
They just never cease to amaze me with the crap they come up with.

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is she hot?
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PICNIC = problem in chair, not in computer.
That's a new one to me

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