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oh my mother of portable porno

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I saw "portable porno" and thought pocket pussy.

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its called 8GB thumb drive for $500 less

oh or my already existing ipod video

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its called 8GB thumb drive for $500 less

oh or my already existing ipod video
um, lets review math,


8 gb vs 2000gb


8 < 2000gb



you failed. its like you talking about the one chick that made the mistake of letting you get with her and you are trying to impress peter north.

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Wow, prices are really dropping on those!

My file server has 2TB on it, but I would love to expand with a NAS or fast Firewire external drive.

Granted, my priorities are messed up...I deleted the Pr0n collection in favor of expanding the Movie and TV shows sections.

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Selfish bastard! How about sharing some of that? LMAO!!!!

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i haz personal stuffz in there....

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I need to just get everything to one pc and organize it first. spread between 3 pcs make it hard to keep track of.

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Nope, no guesses
I got it w/ the quote that preceded your quote but bastardized it a little...

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with the mentioning of the dildo i was gonna say

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

but i committed to the other quote for the porno vid

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wow it took me a few seconds to get that..

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