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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-03-2008, 02:00 PM Thread Starter
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"I'm Stuck" I just cried a bit reading this, hilarious!

Found this over on another bike forum and can't stop laughing picturing this.

His post:

im stuck

i got my new 1piece in today so i tried it on. this was around 4pm.
it's now 730pm and i still cant get out of it.

help?


And the IM conversation he had with a friend:

tipthebartender8: yo
twistethillr6: hey
tipthebartender8: im stuck in my suit
twistethillr6: lol
tipthebartender8: any ideas how to get it off
twistethillr6: LMAO
twistethillr6: u by yourself
tipthebartender8: not funny
tipthebartender8: yea
twistethillr6: LOL

tipthebartender8: ive had it on since 4pm
twistethillr6: LMAO
tipthebartender8: now im getting antsy
twistethillr6: i wish you could hear me
tipthebartender8: F U
twistethillr6: ask how on the r6mn
tipthebartender8: this isnt funny
tipthebartender8: i already did ask
twistethillr6: yes it is
twistethillr6: sorry
twistethillr6: hope your not going out tonight
twistethillr6: really
tipthebartender8: what a pita
twistethillr6: yea
twistethillr6: let me think
tipthebartender8: i gotta piss too but a catheter isnt goign to work
tipthebartender8: it's hangin up on my shoulder
twistethillr6: huh
tipthebartender8: like it comes off and then wont get pst my shoulder blade
twistethillr6: you cant get your arms out
tipthebartender8: no
twistethillr6: stick a broom handle down you back then pry it down in a doorway
twistethillr6: just walk out
twistethillr6: are you for real?
tipthebartender8: yea
tipthebartender8: im fuked
tipthebartender8: i'd call for help but damn i dont want to hear any more jokes bout it
twistethillr6: lol
twistethillr6: yea i know how yea feel
twistethillr6: I stoped in a friends party sunday after a long ride in full gear,I got a lot of laughs
twistethillr6: try the broom handle thing
twistethillr6: it will get it off the shoulders
tipthebartender8: brb
tipthebartender8: nvm
tipthebartender8: imma call someone
twistethillr6: lol
tipthebartender8: never again lol
tipthebartender8: i'll make sure im not alone


omg please tell me I'm not the only one who finds this hilarious?
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-03-2008, 02:03 PM
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I've been there, and even with help I could barely get out.

Very funny indeed, spikey hair jaga bomber!
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Happened to me when I first got my suit. I put the suit on without any under armour and it stuck to me like the damn Venom suit on Spiderman. I started to sweat and I really stuck to it. I had to sit there, cool off, and slowly work it off .

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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 01-03-2008, 02:26 PM
 
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damn that was funny!
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Not leather but I was stuck for a while in a 7mm wetsuit. in an 85 degree room.

That sucked.

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I have to squat down like a chick in order to get mine off and on.

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I have to squat down like a chick in order to get mine off and on.
I have to almost go into seizure like behavior sometimes to get mine off - All though I was heavier when I first bought it so I am sure now twood be easier - I guess I will find out if I can get out to a track someday before I cash out

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broom handle, lmao
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I always have trouble with the ball gag in my mouth...

oh.. errr never mind.

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I always have trouble with the ball gag in my mouth...
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I got a remedy - PM me - Patent Pending

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Not funny! I once tried on a wet suit I got for Christmas. It was a heavy duty padded barefoot style. They're impossible to get off dry!

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