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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 11-14-2009, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
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Can someone please help me.

Can you chop out the shotgun in this pic and add either a dildo or real penis and balls. TIA


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Because it would be funny. Why else?

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Because it would be funny. Why else?
good enuff





if you need it to be a better job I can, but I figured just a quick job was good nuff.

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good enuff





if you need it to be a better job I can, but I figured just a quick job was good nuff.
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I actually have that one
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Rambone!
I actually have that one
bought it from my Aunt

True story

has a suction cup on the back - had it stuck to the window on my balcony for a year as a big FU to the city.. It doubles as a weapon
WAT?!?!

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WAT?!?!
what?
hah
here are a couple shots of a friend of mine modeling it... and.. err .. brandishing it





used to party a bit harder back in the day...
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the wat was more about the fact you bought it from your aunt...

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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the wat was more about the fact you bought it from your aunt...
She sold it to me for wholesale.
Do you know how much they mark up giant dildos?!

Well I don't remember either. But I bet it's a lot
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She sold it to me for wholesale.
Do you know how much they mark up giant dildos?!

Well I don't remember either. But I bet it's a lot
lol yeah i dont have the figures for that.

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She sold it to me for wholesale.
Do you know how much they mark up giant dildos?!

Well I don't remember either. But I bet it's a lot
Pics of the aunt or you know way to much about dildos

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they used me to make the mold for that model.
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I actually have that one. bought it from my Aunt.
How many miles did it have on it?
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How many miles did it have on it?
I don't know if anyone on here has ever heard of the lions den..
I have this cool Aunt who used to be one of the big bosses there.. She would travel around the country when they opened stores and deal with local problems (for some reason most communities seem to have problems with them opening up in their town).. So she would go to the new stores for a few months when they first opened.. and ... smooth things over.

She is close to 70 now.. and looked just like that old navy lady with the huge glasses.. she used to run a farm with my uncle and owned liquor stores.. totally down to earth cool lady.. I don't think anything ever shocked her in her life.. Just matter of fact about.. anything

Oddly enough when they opened the store near Lowell Indiana she ended up head to head with my mothers atty who is also the county atty... That was an interesting one to watch play out .. from both sides

So it was new
damn dude.. you nasty

Funny side story.. there were 3 or 4 other pics in that gallery of my friend doing weird shit with that thing.. I think smugmug deleted them - they are gone.. she was acting like she was raping a guy with it.. holding it up and displaying it.. it's huge.. 27" long and as big around as my forearm.. (something like 12-13" in circumference)

That thing was the hit of like every party. I had pics and videos of sr associates and associate partners of some big firms holding it and chasing girls around my place all drunk years ago... and no I never used them against anyone or posted.. and no ... it never was "used" for it's "intended" purpose.. I think it'd take a special kind of woman to accommodate it (which isn't to say that I haven't seen pics of them in use.. just that I have never seen mine in use) it was generally used as a weapon.. that thing really really hurt when you hit someone with it
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your dating pool would be reduced to women with an active fistula or who could in some manner self dialate

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I think you smacked me with that thing. LOL.

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I think you smacked me with that thing. LOL.
did it hurt?
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did it hurt?


not in a way you want me to admit to.













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i've been to the lions den just north of champaign,il many a time.

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i've been to the lions den just north of champaign,il many a time.
That's actually the store I got it at
She opened it up - growing up she lived near the Ohio/WV border.. so I only saw her a handful of times in my life.. When she was opening that store it was close enough that I drove down to see her.

She needed some parts for her thinkpad and a bud of mine had them laying around.. to thank him she gave me a bunch of pr0n and an inflatable girl named "becky the beginner babe"
He wouldn't take Becky.. and I lived in River City at the time...
If you are familiar with River City it has regular walls the first 8' or so . then a glass space from 8-9 or 10' .. people would put bottles .. fancy whatever... some people put newspapers...

My roommate and I.. we dressed becky up and stuck her in there... We'd change her outfit with clothes borrowed from my ex every so often.. Becky was kind of an in building tourist attraction..

Till the building asked us to remove her.. I guess even dressed there was no mistaking what that mouth was made to do... and when I told the lady "yeah.. but isn't that all women?" ... she was even less pleased...

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