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Mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip

You may have seen Kraft's new ad campaign about the rift between people over their choice of condiments. Until about 3 hours ago, I had never had Miracle Whip before, now that I've tried it, I must say I'm a Mayo guy, that shit was nasty.

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miracle whip is disgusting.

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Hellman's for american style and sammiches... Kewpie for japanese cuisine and russian mayo for all of grandma's recipes
We have our own mayo ? I was not informed.
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Hellman's is the only mayo worth eating.

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^mayo is easy to make and the possibilities are endless.

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mustard, thats why im thin. mayo is really fattening. u fuks should
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Mustard, relish and canned tunafish?

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Hellman's for american style and sammiches... Kewpie for japanese cuisine and russian mayo for all of grandma's recipes

I was about to try and describe the Japanese mayo I put on stuff and instead ran a Google search to post a picture, only to discover that it's "Kewpie Brand" and you've already mentioned it.
Picture, since I already did the work.



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I put mayo on my burgers with ketchup and mustard. miracle whip has its place, although I'm not sure where.




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miracle whip has its place, although I'm not sure where.
In the garbage or possibly as a salad tossing condiment in max lockup.

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In the garbage or possibly as a salad tossing condiment in max lockup.
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and somebody needs to send me the recipe for the potato salad from the vcookery
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I like the new Olive Oil Mayo, shit is tasty.

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I like the new Olive Oil Mayo, shit is tasty.
I just started eating that stuff, very tasty.

If I'm not eating the olive oil mayo I'm eating Hellman's. Mmm

Miracle Whip is f*ckin' nasty. Did you know there are people out there that can't tell the difference???


BTW, I'm not fat and I eat mayo. I also exercise. F*ck mustard and tuna. I just had three pieces of stuffed crust pizza and if I had a jar of mayo I'd use it for dip!

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