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The Eggnog thread.

Tis the holiday season so let's talk eggnog shall we? I love the stuff. In fact, I've been drinking it almost every fucking day since the holiday season started so I've become somewhat of an eggnog connoisseur. Here's what I've had so far:

Oberweiss: One of the best tasting egg nogs on the market. The problem is that it is made with HFCS and other processed sugar substitutes so it feels like you've just chugged an entire glass of syrup. You can literally feel it still sitting in your stomach after a few hours. Verdict: Tastes great, HIGHLY filling. Go for the organic shit.

Organic Valley: Tastewise, it is up there with Oberweiss and is made with all organic ingredients. NO HFCS, just plain old organic sugar along with organic eggs, milk, etc, etc. It is thick and delicious yet it feels "light" because it isn't loaded with HFCS leaving you with that heavy undigested feeling in your stomach hours after you drink it. Verdict: The mothafuckin sheezy.

Forgot name of organic eggnog from Whole Foods: I don't remember the name of it but it came in a plastic bottle and it tasted like shit. Verdict: Just be happy I don't remember the name of it. lulz.

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Oh and if you have any eggnog recipes, please post them up.

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So nobody here drinks eggnog? WTF is wrong with you people?!

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I was going to send this fuckin thread to my wife but alas da fuck if I can becuase she dont fuckin talk like 'fuckin' is a conjunction

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I was going to send this fuckin thread to my wife but alas da fuck if I can becuase she dont fuckin talk like 'fuckin' is a conjunction

now, back to the fucking sheezy eggnogg topic to fuckin discuss

oh, and yo, fucking

nog
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Yes... I would cry.

Don't forget your "Happy Juice Eggnog"... I'll give you a hint on the juice... it's your fave.

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Yes... I would cry.

Don't forget your "Happy Juice Eggnog"... I'll give you a hint on the juice... it's your fave.

Ok it's jizz.
Is that what you and Vern call it? Happy Juice Eggnog?

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I tried it the other day with Baileys Irish cream. It wasn't too bad.

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Mmmmmm...I may be posting in the Drunk Thread later...

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Balut... you flips are savages.

You're gonna tell me you guys eat with your hands next too I bet...
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Balut... you flips are savages.

You're gonna tell me you guys eat with your hands next too I bet...
Not me. But I feed yo momma Happy Juice Eggnog through my dick.

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She doesn't eat balut dick... in other words... baby chicken penis.

SIck fucker!
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She doesn't eat balut dick... in other words... baby chicken penis.

SIck fucker!
You just pissed off 2WP with your "fuck" talk. You best apologize. We aren't in The Hole don't you know.

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You're gonna tell me you guys eat with your hands next too I bet...
Umm, it does help with spreading the labia.. oh wait, you were talking 'bout real food.

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You see that Electronic-Nutz? He called you a fuck. Haha.
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Yeah I saw it you squinty eyed motherfucker. I repped him for it.

God damn it. My eggnog thread has digressed to the dumbfuckery normally found in The Hole. This was supposed to be a serious discussion (seriously) about eggnog and now its come to this. I guess I have no one else to blame but myself.

If only a moderator would moderate this thread.

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now, back to the fucking sheezy eggnogg topic to fuckin discuss

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Oh, it was moderated all right. Moderated and moderated and moderated, till it couldn't be moderated any more..

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I'll moderate on your face electrical nutz. Using balut juice.
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Be careful. You might get electricated if you get balut juice all over.

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Oh, it was moderated all right. Moderated and moderated and moderated, till it couldn't be moderated any more..
His post is what set the tone for this thread. Thats when my serious discussion about eggnog went to shit.

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