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post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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Its a shame that forum is gone, EMR has also not posted lately, I hope hes in good health, or maybe, just maybe, his monkey ways have finally gotten the best of him.....................................

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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 02:27 PM
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post #4 of 48 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 02:32 PM
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Oh no, you must not have gotten the one I sent a few months ago... I'll repost here.


Dear EMR,
My wife is now 7 months pregnant and has gone from 105lbs up to a rotund 153. I often feel uncomfortable going down on her for fear that the kid is going to either kick me in the head... again, or grab my tongue. I also found out that it's going to be a boy. What's the proper protocol when nailing a pregnant chick that's having your son. Do you pull out early, or try to hit him in the eye? Any advice you can give me would be great.

Sincerly Yours,
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post #6 of 48 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 02:45 PM
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EMR never recieved this PM. But might as well tackle it now:

Dear Preggo-Jammer,
I'm trying to determine if your issue is with your wife's pregnancy weight or with your fear of blowing your load on your unborn son, so I'll just address all your issues:
  1. 153 is hardly "rotund", I'm sure you've woken up next to larger women and possibly men in your day, and she's pregnant after all. If she's still 50 lbs over pre baby weight 9 months after birth get back to me.
  2. If she hasnt slowed up on the blowjobs you shouldn't slow up on the box munching, period.
  3. Better pull out, not cause you'll drown your son in jizz but because blasting your load on her face/tits is more fun.
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Remember folks, advice requested of EMR is for EMR responses only. All other responses will be forwarded to the moderators for deletion. Start the petition to reinstate the "What would EMR do?" forum now!!
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Start the petition to reinstate the "What would EMR do?" forum now!!
All in favor say "EMR".





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whos EMR ????
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whos EMR ????
hahaha
You obviously didn't lurk much before you started posting.

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I think EMR is going soft. Maybe not soft in the dong, but in terms of wise advice I'm unimpressed lately.
I'll show you something impressive...
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post #26 of 48 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 11:32 PM
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EMR may have more than one profile on this forum, it could be... kegger, it could be me..
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EMR may have more than one profile on this forum, it could be... kegger, it could be me..
wat?

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EMR may have more than one profile on this forum, it could be... kegger, it could be me..
Not me....alas.....I can only hope to achieve such monkey pimpness sometime before I die..........

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wat?

don't blaspheme the monkey!

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EMR may have more than one profile on this forum, it could be... kegger, it could be me..
EMR is comprised of several members, their collective brainpower creates the EMR profile.

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