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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 03:15 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, I jerk it a lot....

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Dear EMR,

I'm in my mid thirty's and married for over a decade. I am a sharp looking guy in which I have noticed women on CLSB find me attractive.

While my wife is against me fooling around, or 3somes or even joining an orgy. How do i fill my sexual desires in which have never gone away, ie "craving strange pussy"

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exhausted palm

Dear Exhaust Palm,
Bad news amigo, these chicks arent as in to you as you think they are. If they were you'd be getting the naked picture filled emails and text messages EMR has been getting. And let me just say, good show ladies, but I digress.
As for your need for strange, try putting a wig on the wife or some lipstick on your hand.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 03:32 PM
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yeah do what i do.

its freaky strange!



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yeah do what i do.

its freaky strange!
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yeah do what i do.

its freaky strange!
That always cracks me up.

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