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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 05:49 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, I an a problem

Dear EMR,

I get stuck at second base a lot. Some times I travel to Canada hoping to get some from slutty 19 year olds, but they only seem to let me feel them up. Maybe I'm just creating too much drama. What should I do?

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-16-2007, 06:46 PM
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Dear Second Base,

First of all put that coffee down, coffee is for closers.

Next evaluate before hand your ability to pull wool. If your skills are not up to the task then do not drive cross country just to get stranded at second. Your best bet is probably to hang out with EMR and take some notes, EMR generally skips second base all together and is rounding home and headed for 5th base before midnight.

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First of all put that coffee down, coffee is for closers.
I gave up coffee two months ago.

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Dear Second Base,

First of all put that coffee down, coffee is for closers.





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