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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, too many cocks not enough hens...

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Dear EMR,

Everytime I put on a group ride only guys show up. I always point out in my posts that women are always welcome. I think I treat all the women on CLSB with the utmost respect. What is the key to getting girls to join my rides? What am I doing wrong?

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Tired of Sausage Rides

Dear Tired,
Nice guys finish last. Offer up 5 cent mustache rides to any ladies that show up, few can resist such an offer.

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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-22-2007, 04:21 PM
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no one should hide what they love to do in life, and I LOVE the pussy.


**corrected after one of the mods went fucking with it** whom ever it was i am coming after your wife with my tongue..lol




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fucken tony. nice one, smooth not even an edit mark. you gotta show me how to do that shit you bitch!



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my mod team is jealous i guess of my pussy eating passion...lol
more like creeped out. dude, we dont want to hear about it!!

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Women talk ...especially on this site
If you continue to be respectful they will mention it to other, possibly skeptical, riders

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Women talk ...especially on this site
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otherwise you endorse cunnilingus???



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otherwise you endorse cunnilingus???
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nice

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wow imagine that!
































trying to help the guys get a clue. but i have to stop talking about eating the clams like a midnight seafood buffet on a friday night down town.



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