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Dear EMR, tits feel like a bag of sand...

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Dear EMR,

Why are girls' couters so smelly? I have always hated that after any intimate encounter with girls the stench sticks around for days, no matter how many times I wash. Do you have any tips on how I can relieve this stench?

Dear Idiot,
You either need to stop bagging hookers off Manheim or stop pretending you've been with girls. Tits dont feel like sand, and women dont have "smelly couters" unless you've been scraping the bottom of the barrel. In the off chance that you want to bone a thick chick after she ran around the block 10 times in 90 degree weather, shower together first.


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fyi, it's cooter not "couter".
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 12:52 PM
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Yeah, what's a "couter?"

Excellent advice as usual EMR.

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you want to bone a thick chick after she ran around the block 10 times in 90 degree weather, .
I just threw up a little

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Yeah, what's a "couter?"
A cooter is a type of American turtle that in Elizabethan times was thought to have vast sexual potency. To word coot was used to refer to a woman's vagina and cooter or to coot was used in place of the word fornicate.

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A cooter is a type of American turtle that in Elizabethan times was thought to have vast sexual potency. To word coot was used to refer to a woman's vagina and cooter or to coot was used in place of the word fornicate.

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Good to know, Bruce.

I know cooter, I was wondering who on the board would spell it "couter." It looks like "cow-ter" spelled that way.

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sometimes i dont wash just so i can smell it throughout the day...

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sometimes i dont wash just so i can smell it throughout the day...
Like when you are standing at the urinal........ ahhhhh
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Was she skating as well? That would be rough

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Was she skating as well? That would be rough
she didn't skate very much, it wasn't bad, at least for me. Must've sucked for her, I'm a goalie, I probably reeked

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sometimes i dont wash just so i can smell it throughout the day...
hmmm... I knew you were sick, but damn... who wants to smell poop all day long?
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hmmm... I knew you were sick, but damn... who wants to smell poop all day long?


it funny cause he's a homo



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A cooter is a type of American turtle that in Elizabethan times was thought to have vast sexual potency. To word coot was used to refer to a woman's vagina and cooter or to coot was used in place of the word fornicate.

Yes, I've got lots of useless knowledge banging around upstairs.
i learn something new every day.
Now, Whats a vagina?

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