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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 09:24 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR: Friends with benefits?

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I just banged a girl and after banging her she said " what are we now friends with benifits?" How do I answer this question. I just wanna keep banging her.
Dear Slow Learner,

The answer to her question is: "Yes." End of story.

However, I will assume your looking for some pearl of wisdom within an otherwise simple question...

So I suggest you respond with: "Of course not! I get great benefits from work. All I want from you is the occasional blow job."

Thank me later.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 10:09 PM
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Cool he's right again

WOW!!! The EMR monkey is right again.

Never answer a question with a question. For example if you said well what would you like us to be? You, my friend, would have put yourself in a bad spot.....a trap if you will.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-06-2008, 06:44 AM
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WOW!!! The EMR monkey is right again.

Never answer a question with a question. For example if you said well what would you like us to be? You, my friend, would have put yourself in a bad spot.....a trap if you will.

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Brilliant! Have a Guinness on me!

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