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Do cougars rule?

Dear EMR,

Do cougars rule? Or should I stick the youngns'? How do I get the daughter to stop telling me "stay away from my Mother!" ?

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Cougar as defined by the urban dictionary:

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A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"
I can't imagine a much older woman going for you.

Maybe you should be going for the daughters your age.
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I can't imagine a much older woman going for you.

Maybe you should be going for the daughters your age.
He said nothing about them not having a vision impairment.


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A woman a year older than him.




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A woman a year older than him.
a year? hell he thinks they are a cougar if they were born the day before him

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Hey Alex. Remember the cougar from Bamboo Room?
THAT was a cougar!

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I can't imagine a much older woman going for you.

Maybe you should be going for the daughters your age.
Isn't necrophilia illegal in most places?

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Hey Rick, remember that cougar from a couple of weeks ago at the pool hall in Darien? Well, she was a cougar for me, but she'd be a cougar's daughter for you.

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Hey Rick, remember that cougar from a couple of weeks ago at the pool hall in Darien? Well, she was a cougar for me, but she'd be a cougar's daughter for you.
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Dear EMR,

Do cougars rule? Or should I stick the youngns'? How do I get the daughter to stop telling me "stay away from my Mother!" ?

Confused and horny
Go for the daughters. You live in Barrington and are automatically a manther.
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Go for the daughters. You live in Barrington and are automatically a manther.
LOL, I've never heard that one before, I thought they were just called Dirty old men




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LOL, I've never heard that one before, I thought they were just called Dirty old men
So Brianne keeps telling me....her being almost 13 years younger and all...

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Dear EMR,

Do cougars rule? Or should I stick the youngns'? How do I get the daughter to stop telling me "stay away from my Mother!" ?

Confused and horny
i suggest telling your wife, trust me she will make you change your WHOLE MIND about the topic



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cougars rule, and I still think the last one was a cougar although i was told she was just a puma (cougar in training)

in the end...just bang any girl that says yes and you ill be ok rick.

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cougars rule, and I still think the last one was a cougar although i was told she was just a puma (cougar in training)

in the end...just bang any girl that says yes and you ill be ok rick.
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in the end...just bang any girl that says yes and you ill be ok rick.
Except my mom. And certainly don't do it in the end.
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Except my mom. And certainly don't do it in the end.
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Cougar as defined by the urban dictionary:

A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"
Hum, seems a little young. I thought a cougar was post menapausal. Therefore mid 40's plus.

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Hum, seems a little young. I thought a cougar was post menapausal. Therefore mid 40's plus.
I think that would be more toward the MILF category.

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