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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-01-2008, 12:19 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, How do I close?

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Yo EMR,

So I met a girl a few days ago. She keeps inviting me over to her place we hang out make out somtime I suck on her titties, but the second the hands go below the waist they are met with a denied. How does one reach the promised land of fingers in and around the vaginal area?
Who said she has a vagina? .....yeah ....thats right. You sucked a dudes nipples.


I'm sorry.
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-01-2008, 12:43 PM
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She probibly has the herp, or warts, or worse.

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hahhaha, i love this place.

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Nws-- Geez!
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Nws-- Geez!
Common sense... its under the What would EMR do section... automatically NWS

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I'd let him pee in my butt
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hahaha Damn EMR always bustin people chops Poor Steve

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mmmm sounds like Steve is stuck at 2nd base again.

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Damn Ody, I don't even want to know why you have that pic.

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Ok, first of all....her Dolemite-style bush creeps me out.
Secondly, is that the nasty girl from The Brown Bunny?? God, that movie was worse than tubgirl....
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Ok, first of all....her Dolemite-style bush creeps me out.
Secondly, is that the nasty girl from The Brown Bunny?? God, that movie was worse than tubgirl....
i'm pretty sure it's the tranny from the crying game.

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i'm pretty sure it's the tranny from the crying game.
bingo.

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i'm pretty sure it's the tranny from the crying game.

Never saw it. Thank god.
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Just be a man about it and Pull your crank out and start hammering it on her sofa and just tell her that she turns you on so much that you cant control it! If she freaks out just finish it off on her sofa and apologize then leave. Just remember dont clean it up leave it for her to clean up. It can go 2 ways she might get turned on - usually about 70% of the time and she will help or she will ask you to leave. If thats the case do what i said and let her clean it up. You can also bring some beers over and use that as your excuse that you were not in the right state of mind and drunk!
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surprisingly enough this wasn't from me. Good to see someone else is stuck at second base.

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