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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-04-2008, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, load etiquette?

Originally Posted by Hurtin for a squirtin
Dear EMR:

What is proper etiquette for finishing your first blow job with a new girl. Do you just wait for her to gang? If she doesn't gang do you set up date number 2 right away? Do you right off date number 2 and just pull out and give her a facial? Or do you politely ask how she would prefer?

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Dear HFaS,
I'm going to assume that when you said "gang" you meant "gag" and this isn't a question about allowing your roommates to join in. If you are interested in a second date then the proper first BJ protocol is to notify her of your impending explosion. This gives her the time to either brace for impact, aim for facial/pearl necklace/etc, or plan her spitting. If you don't think a second date is in the works then fire at will wherever you choose and if it's been a long time try not to drown her.

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That question was impossible to make sense out of... right off or write off? Kudos to the monkey for digging in and providing decent applicable advice. I thought the question also wanted to know if you should assume she wanted a load, some don't...
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what do they call girls that dont give head...... single.

down the hatch or in the snatch, i did not work that hard to get it on the floor.

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