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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-13-2008, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, Girl Dilemma

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Dear EMR,

I am a bit confused here. My girl and I of several years broke it off back in March, she moved out. During the few months alone and with no piece of ass, I hooked up with another girl. Conveniently, the ex shows back up just after. The ex has better long term prospects, now I'm stuck juggling two girls. Is this cheating?

Confused..
Dear Confused,
I'm glad you wrote in as you are badly in need of help. What you are doing is cheating, you're cheating yourself. This situation crys out for ménage. Seriously, on again off again relationships are a recipe for disaster and the new girl is a rebound. You have little to lose and lots to gain, much like the lucky person sitting in section 210, row 12, seat 8. Hit that money shot from half court and you're the big winner, sure it's not easy but it's far from impossible.

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Why stop at three, this has potential 4-some written all over it....

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the old menagequatro is so hard to pull off though

Perhaps EMR has some advice on how to pull that off as well.

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the old menagequatro is so hard to pull off though

Perhaps EMR has some advice on how to pull that off as well.
You have 2 routes here:

1. Be EMR
2. Invest in chloroform
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You have 2 routes here:

1. Be EMR
2. Invest in chloroform
chloroform, check.

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Jeff has some great chloroform scented perfume, he let me smell it once.....

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Jeff has some great chloroform scented perfume, he let me smell it once.....
Was your butt sore later?
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Was your butt sore later?


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Was your butt sore later?
for some reason it had a strong urine scent....
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She is sitting right next to me annoying the shit out of me. What do I do?? I am trying to watch the Cubs game and play on-line, but she keeps frickin talking and asking questions! She is not even my girlfriend.


Do I kick her out, hit her, or hit it?





If I didn't post in the right spot, go ahead and move it. I don't have much time as she is about to look at the screen again. Thanks

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Nevermind she saw the post and left




Thanks anyways

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Nevermind she saw the post and left




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