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Dear EMR, I got no game....
Originally Posted by Eternal Blueballs
I seem to be pretty good at establishing friendships with women but I seem to never be to fully close the deal and always get stuck in The Zone. This leads to the girl always choosing the bigger dumber boring asshole. What am I doing wrong?
I get this question a lot so it's high time I address it. It seems complex but the reason this is happening is very simple:
You're trying to be friends with girls you want to fuck.
This is a mistake. Be friends with girls you want to be friends with, maybe one night when you're both drunk you can have no strings sex but that shouldn't be your goal. If you had any game I'd just recommend playing it cool and letting them come to you, but since that doesn't seem to be your strong suit I suggest pursuit with the intent of plowage not with the intent of friendship. Make this clear. Once you master this you will have graduated to the "letting them come to you stage".
- Internet pursuit doesn't count, don't be just another leg humper
- Recognize the difference between pursuit and stalking, don't be a stalker
- You'll quickly learn the chase as almost as much fun as the capture, this is why a catch and release plan is encouraged.