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Dear EMR, my woman is making empty threats...

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Dear EMR, I'm sure you won't answer this 'cuz I think you make all your posts up, but I'll try anyway.

My woman says she's gonna leave me 'cuz I have too many bikes. How can I live without her (if it means I gotta get a job)?

Also, my raging hemorhoids are cutting into my quality seat time. Observations?

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skeptical, broken hearted, and burning assed.
Dear Burning Ass,
Your woman is testing you, there is no such thing as "too many bikes". She's just afraid that if you get one more it will push her over the sexual desire edge and she won't be able to restrain herself from bringing home random woman for you have 3ways with.

As for the burning ass, load up on the preparation H and hang off the seat more when turning to minimize the cornhole pressure. Also raising the forks up might help to compensate.

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Dear Burning Ass,
Your woman is testing you, there is no such thing as "too many bikes". She's just afraid that if you get one more it will push her over the sexual desire edge and she won't be able to restrain herself from bringing home random woman for you have 3ways with.

As for the burning ass, load up on the preparation H and hang off the seat more when turning to minimize the cornhole pressure. Also raising the forks up might help to compensate.

Sincerely,
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i dont like it being back the old EMR

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i told this guys woman the other day while she was making me breakfast..

"hahah yeah he is a big loser, but your a dumb ho, so you'll just stay with him and I will keep giving you the dick you need."

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i told this guys woman the other day while she was making me breakfast..

"hahah yeah he is a big loser, but your a dumb ho, so you'll just stay with him and I will keep giving you the dick you need."
She does make one hell of an omlet




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She squats and puts the cup between her legs to put 'your cream' in your coffee.

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She squats and puts the cup between her legs to put 'your cream' in your coffee.
i just threw up

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