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Dear EMR, I can't get a beej....

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so my girl and i have been together for about a year and a half and our sex life is pretty decent. i go down on her almost everytime we make love cuz its something i love to do. the problem is that she doesn't return the favor, EVER!! i mean she won't even do it when we cant have sex cuz of her woman issues. she says she doesn't like the taste or something like that. how can i get her to change her ways.

thanks,

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Dear LFAF,
What you need to realize is that some women just don't like to perform oral sex. You need to be understanding and patient with her, remember women have feelings too.

Just kidding, wash your junk you stinky fucker. Seriously you're giving guys a bad name here. If your old lady won't gobble your junk like a fat kid with cake look to yourself first and perhaps she'll change her ways without your prodding.

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ps, if that doesn't work move on to a girl that enjoys your nutmusk.
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eat shit loads of bananas. "give your self 2 weeks time, then bust a nut in her mouth"

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I've read that Pineapple Juice does the same trick.
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is her name Sharon and does she live in Kenosha?

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is her name Sharon and does she live in Kenosha?

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stop the "love making" try some sex or a good f***. love making and BJ's dont go together.

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then, start taking showers with her, ask her for a liddle kizz... then say, "down there" clean bawls = licked bawls.

plus if she hates the taste that much be sure to hit up your pinapple supply daily and avoid things like asparagus and onion to help and remind her since in shower she can rinse mouth right there... G-Luck!
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Thats too bad, I went out with a couple of chicks like that, One used to blow her step dad when she was younger, the other one used to blow her uncle. maybe if you start ordering her to address you as daddy or uncle joe, she will feel more comfortable about it and ya never know she might turn into the Tazmainian blowjob devil youve always hammered yourself thinking about.
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...start taking showers with her, ask her for a liddle kizz... then say, "down there" clean bawls = licked bawls.

plus if she hates the taste that much be sure to hit up your pinapple supply daily and avoid things like asparagus and onion to help and remind her since in shower she can rinse mouth right there... G-Luck!

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Dickslap her!

Take it to the STREETS!
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Hold out on munchin' on her snacheroo in return
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Hold out on munchin' on her snacheroo in return
Definately! Make her EARN it!

Take it to the STREETS!
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protien shakes makes a sweet tasting batter also
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tell her either she does that or she's tossing salad...

and wash your nuts you stinky fuck
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